Ale McMurphy

@Uber_Support @Uber_Support and can not explain why my card was charged an extra FOUR times

@Uber_Support @Uber_Support is no help whatsoever. At the end of the conversation they asked for my card details for assisting me 🤣

@Uber why is there no way to receive help for being charged on my card for a trip I didn’t take and the trip is not showing up on the Uber app? This is ridiculous

@Uber_Support why is there no way to receive help for being charged on my card for a trip I didn’t take and the trip is not showing up on the Uber app? This is ridiculous

Whoever gave me the flu right before Christmas better count their mf days

This is me manifesting a friendship with Taylor Swift

I wonder what songs mother and Travis listened to in the car with the sunset going down

I hope @taylorswift13 had the best night ever

This is my why

August 11th: I go viral for a good reason this time solidifying that I am indeed a fighter. In person tickets: eventbrite.com/e/bkfc-48-tick… PPV: bkfc.live/partner/bryce-…

Me to my husband: I had a dream you tried to kill me so what’s up

Have y’all ever cried at how blessed you are that you feel bad

Today UPS charged me $3 dollars to print a return label and then they sent me to the post office to return my package and they charged me $3.99 for tape to tape down the return label 😂

Does anyone need a kidney? Willing to trade my husbands for a Taylor Swift ticket anywhere in the country of United States

ABC will never financially recover from this

@JeffreyP_Carter A second is a lot longer than you think

I’m already ready to be home from werk

Y didn’t y’all tell me to watch How I Met Your Father

@JeffreyP_Carter I ate 6 buffalo wings with out ranch. Maybe that’s why

WAIT! I think I like raw celery