alex schultz

It’s the best week of the year. #SharkWeek

I will forever be proud to be a Blackhawk and call Chicago home. Thank you!

@goforgabee You’re pretty

#NewProfilePic tell me I’m pretty 🥹

I hate any movie where an animal is the bad guy. Jaws is a shark. He’s hungry, not "up to something"

jalapeños seething

@CurlsAndHH Is it drawn with dry erase markers or nah

A portrait of me by one of my students

Tomorrow is the day, the day I get Juna!!!

@_justynaa I have a countdown going - I cannot wait to land in AZ 😭🥰

@AleeBird6 BFF PLAYDATE

Plane tickets are bought. I cannot wait to see @_justynaa soon - countdown has begun.

@CurlsAndHH @DrPhil

@AleeBird6 Unclear. Waiting for medical Twitter to respond

Medical Twitter: help.

It’s cool when your best pal gives you a reason to stick around, like his HBO Max login 🥸

#AndSTILL! #WWEDay1

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@CurlsAndHH I just purchased one for work I got you

Seeking: large printer so I can print a cutout of myself and put it up in my office’s break room.

“I think it’s bizarre that Florida has a hockey team” “Why?” “Because it’s warm there”

“I don’t think the earth is flat…I believe it is shaped like a donut. We can’t fall off and we don’t see the other part of the donut it because we think the ocean is the sky.” -Jenna Gatsis

@CurlsAndHH Well now I don’t know because you questioned my motive

@AleeBird6 Oh cool, I'll allow it

Professor said she wants to clone me 😇

@CurlsAndHH Bc ur cute? I thought we just were cloning Jenna

@AleeBird6 For what