Alex 🛫

Me at work today because CDK is down.

When an animal gives extremely clear instructions

Best camouflage for a cat is another cat.

> wait 5 days to game all weekend > weekend lasts 3 minutes

If you ever needed proof that iranian regime hates the Iranian people, here it is

Custom home builder "Bluecrossbuilders" Shows off a fully framed 9,800 ft² home and there's not a single flaw! This is the America I know 🇺🇸

Seems like a good reason imo

@PLA_MilitaryUpd F15: “hold my beer”

Here is a concept for the PLA with weather balloons armed with loitering ammunition packed on racks. We could float thousands of these 70,000-80,000 feet up on the air (Where the F-22 cant even reach as we tested a few years ago😉) and launch saturation attacks on enemies.

Accident report: Total loss

How life feels after they allow us to see the sun until 7pm instead of 5

my mom went through all of this for me to level 20 characters and do 160 m0s in the first week of the xpac

We’re not kids anymore. Now my mom tells me her problems, and I hide mine so she doesn’t have to worry. ❤️‍🩹

He looks so happy and proud

No debt Ideal weight 8 hours of sleep Mental health on track Right nutrition Zero Alcohol This was my peak I was 8

What my wife sees on TV right after I said I'd take our daughter to the zoo 🍺😂 She will never forget this amazing time with dad!!! Legend. That's some real father daughter bonding ❤️

By science it takes 4 days to recover from losing 1 hour of sleep so as my calculations, i should feel good again by 2069

hi c:

Gonna be a LONG day in the office ;n;