Alex Ochoa

there is no headline in 2026 that can surprise me anymore

As always it’s an honor to be on the boat!

oh my god PLEASE listen to this holy shit

Desmond Bane with the season on the line

Regular season Celtics vs playoff Celtics

Despite what millennials may say, the 2000s did have brainrot. It was just all sequestered on to cable TV.

🚨BREAKING: Gonzalo Higuaín on his recent photo: “I have seen the comments, and they are very sad,” Higuaín said. “It seems that if you are not at your physical peak, you are no longer treated like a person. People only love footballers when they look like machines. The moment you look human again, the jokes begin. During my career, I played through pressure, injuries, anxiety, and criticism every single week. Now I eat what I want, spend time with my family, and live peacefully. That should not offend anyone. “The internet has made it normal to insult people for ageing, gaining weight, or simply changing. Some of you talk about mental health, then spend hours mocking strangers online. Think about that. “I’m not the same person I was 10 years ago, and that’s okay. I’m happy with who I am, and I’m not going to let a few internet comments define me."

boomers are like hey honey wanna go out to a restaurant and cough a lot.

At the galleria. It is alive with youths shopping for 2002 fashion as the stores play the hottest jams of 104.1 krbe

Here was the scene at Shell Energy Stadium during tonight’s national anthem. About 75-80% seats filled & the perfect setting for a #MLS Saturday. @ApolloHOU #HoustonDynamo

Sixers trainer stretching out Embiid on the sidelines like:

In 17 seconds, Bernie Sanders just matched the 4th quarter scoring of the entire Orlando Magic team in last night's playoff game

getting into hijinks with my chud sons

@nae2049989 There’s another in store one day drop on June 6th and one online tomorrow.

@Alex8awa Does anyone know if this was only a one-day thing or if Pokemon/Target has plans to replenish the product in its stores?

Target has been open one hour and it’s already been cleared out of the Pokemon drop merch.

All your local scalpers at the next Pokémon restock.

@BecksterCorgiMT They were tiny bag charms.

@Alex8awa What are all those little items left? Tiny bags?

This is my issue with conservatives explained in a single video: They are COMPLETELY unable to practice any kind of empathy (neither cognitive nor emotional) with any out-group. Until they have first-hand experience with an issue, they cannot fathom that it even exists

@Rumin1372690 We can’t have nice things.

@Alex8awa It's already being scalped all over my Facebook marketplace. I hate it here.