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I just went 71-11, think you can go 82-0? 82-0.com/share?id=CXS0B… #NBA #82and0

The greatest strike ever witnessed in football 🤯

@Ballislife My son when he hears the word “bubbles”

This is the exact reason why I love internet

In 2014, @shaneharris learned about one of the most legendary cocktail-party appetizers in Washington, D.C.: Evangaline Bruce’s candied bacon. But Bruce ferociously guarded the recipe—and no one, not even former Vice President Dick Cheney, had come close to replicating it. Join Harris, a staff writer for The Atlantic, as he cooks a batch of this fabled bacon—and shares the story of how he tracked down a recipe from a bygone era of Georgetown families who wielded outsize influence over American foreign policy. “Behind the Byline” is a series from The Atlantic that lets you get to know the people behind our journalism. Find all of Harris’s work: theatln.tc/7h1nlbqa 📸: Onyx Media / Archive Films / Getty; Rowland Scherman / Hulton Archive / Getty; Ernst Beadle / Conde Nast Collection / Getty; Ron Galella / Getty; Ernst Beadle / Conde Nast Collection / Getty; WWD / Penske Media / Getty; Justin Hoffman / Moment / Getty; PhotoQuest / Archive Photos / Getty; luliia Bondar / Moment / Getty; ClassicStock / Archive Photos / Getty; Connect Images / Brett Stevens / Getty; Westend61 / Getty; SarapulSar38 / Creatas Vidoe+ / Getty; Mixail59 / Creatas Video+ / Getty; MirageC / Moment / Getty; Ron Case / Hulton Archive / Getty; Mirrorpix / Getty; Edward Miller / Hulton Archive / Getty; Keystone-France / Gamma-Keystone / Getty; Jordan-Lye / Moment / Getty; Bettman / Getty; Diana Walker / Hulton Archive / Getty; Norman Posselt / fStop / Getty; image courtesy Shane Harris; Mina3 / Creatas Video+ / Getty; Mint Images / Getty.

@NinosMaron @rodger @minakimes It decreases the chance that he’ll end up with the name Ninus and ask stupid questions like “why is spelling important for children?”

@rodger @minakimes What is this skill going to help you accomplish in life?

Shrey spelling 32 words in 90 seconds to win the Spelling Bee is the new greatest athletic accomplishment of 2026. I don’t even know how he said the letters that fast. Got a “Holy Mackerel” out of @minakimes

Daughter thought she was recording her dad. Look at her smile.

@DudespostingWs You misspelled “shithead dad lets his infant daughter fall into a pool while on his phone.”

Dad with the quick reflexes to save his daughter from drowning after she slipped and fell in the pool.

Donald Trump Jr.'s $620 MILLION Pentagon scam will make you sick. We unpacked some of the Trump family's most brazen corruption to date.

Cameron Diaz was so fine when she was younger.

It’s funny how ppl like @sagesteele and @greggutfeld gloss over things like this. How callous do you have to be to say something like this? To Trump, the average American is a useless commodity

Trump, 5 days before Memorial Day: We lost, so far, 13 people. People don't like it when you say you lost 13 people. I get a kick when I look at somebody on television and they say, 'he's lost 13 people.' I lost 13 people

@TotalProSports @DetroitLionsPro Get rid of this a.i slop

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@sagesteele @1NCRDB1 @JaxsonDart Might it have something to do with Trump saying Epstein is a “fantastic guy” while saying Africa is full of “shithole countries” and “we don’t want them here” and saying OUR U.S SOLDIERS ARE “suckers and losers” and saying he gives “not 1 thought “ to the price Americans pay???

The hypocrisy is never ending. @1NCRDB1 .. you keep doing you, wearing what you want, representing & worshipping who you want, and be cool with @JaxsonDart doing the same. Diversity of thought, right?! Or is that not a thing in your culture?!?

@AdamSchefter @seanstellato Final boss in Mario ladies dodgeball

NFL agent Sean Stellato, who played Division I football and basketball at Marist College and later played professional arena football, is trying out this weekend in Copenhagen for the Italian Men’s National Flag Football Team this weekend. Stellato is aiming to make Italy’s roster for the 2026 World Games in August.

My wife mentioned a nice private school over dinner this week She said the campus was beautiful I asked what's the tuition She said we should look at it as an investment in him not a cost I made a note She said don't make a note I said I always make notes She said this isn't a deal I said everything is a deal She closed her eyes She said we'd discuss it Saturday I agreed Saturday 7:02am She came downstairs in her Saturday robe Coffee in hand I had my cargo shorts on The dining room had been cleared The projector was on The analyst was at the head of the table Quarter zip on, three iced coffees, a legal pad, and two laptops He had been there since 6:44am I texted him at 11:14pm Friday The text said dining room 6:45am bring the model He sent a thumbs up My wife stopped in the doorway She said what is this I said you said you wanted to discuss it She said this is not a discussion I did not respond She sat down anyway The analyst stood He said good morning ma'am She did not respond He sat back down A printed deck in front of each seat A fourth copy in case Slide 1 Tuition Schedule $38,500 per year Thirteen years $500,500 nominal Before escalators The school has raised tuition 4.2% per year for a decade With escalators $648,000 My wife said okay I said I'm not done Slide 2 Opportunity Cost Even before escalators $38,500 invested annually 10% nominal return S&P long-run average since 1928 By his eighteenth birthday $944,000 My wife said we can afford it I said I know that's not the slide Slide 3 Terminal Value at Age 65 $83 million She was quiet The analyst slid the sensitivity tables across the table 8% return $31 million 10% return $83 million 12% return $222 million She did not look She said this isn't about money I said it's always about money She said no it isn't I said then what is it about She did not answer She said you can't put a dollar value on his teachers his classmates his environment I said I can the analyst already did slide 6 He flipped to slide 6 She did not look She said the school is the best in the city I said best is a feeling She said it produces the best students I said the students were already the best before they got there She said our son deserves it I said our son deserves $83 million My son walked in He is five Dinosaur pajamas He looked at the projector He looked at the open deck on the table He looked at slide 3 He said are we modeling pre-tax or after-tax The analyst opened a new tab My wife looked at the ceiling He said what's the discount rate The analyst set down his pen She closed her eyes He said is this the same return assumption from the 529 conversation The analyst stopped typing He looked at me I did not say anything She stood up Sat back down He said dad can I help I said yes He pulled up a chair The analyst handed him a printout He started reading My wife watched him read She watched him for a long time She said his name He looked up She said do you like school He said the work is too easy and the kids don't ask questions She did not respond She looked at the ceiling She walked out of the room The analyst started packing up He said should I follow up Monday sir I said no follow up needed He'll be fine Sent from my iPhone

@alt_w_v_g @grok We live in DC. My wife wants our 2 year old to go to the Sidwell school because “the Obama kids went there”. Bless you for this. Bless you.

@grok — does the math check out?

My bad for some of my Drake slander these past few weeks yall 😔🙏🏾 Here’s a BTS clip of one of cro’s HARDEST singles 😎🔥🔥

@JamesPalmerTV This rambling sentence makes no sense

It’s early. But with the extension and everything I was hearing, it appears NY is another recent instance of a head coach, with a lot of power that connects to an expectation that the current GM will be run out of town, isn’t going to be the case. It’s worked out well so far at the others.