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Alex Kelly

@AlexJKelly

Firefighter. Roaming Wyldcat. The only chill Catholic convert. ❤️@420bvnny❤️ All opinions came to me in a dream. Still stupid, no longer drunk. He/him. 31.

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Alex Kelly@AlexJKelly·
The Helsingist Pocket Guide (First Edition) is out now! Link in reply to avoid deboosting, so that this important information about the vampiric menace and the Helsingist Order can be more widely seen.
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Hunter📈🌈📊@StatisticUrban·
The Obama 2009 Senate supermajority might be the fakest supermajority ever. It lasted only 72 working days while the Senate was in session, due to Franken being seated late and Ted dying. And it was full of 2009-era red-state conservadems that make 2021 Manchin look like AOC.
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Alex Kelly@AlexJKelly·
@GypsumFantastic @chireg69 @NoContextBrits In particular it was really cool how The Rolling Stones insisted on touring with black blues musicians. That’s a way in which they were truly exceptional compared to American rock bands (and other British bands as well).
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Alex Kelly@AlexJKelly·
@GypsumFantastic @chireg69 @NoContextBrits It did. Rock and roll was invented here by black musicians then first widely popularized here by Elvis. The British did a really good job with it though, no denying that.
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Tom@GypsumFantastic·
@chireg69 @NoContextBrits Fair point, however the first five bands you mention were all hugely influenced by UK bands such as Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Motorhead and Iron Maiden rather than those US bands creating a new genre of music. A continuation of an established theme.
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Alex Kelly@AlexJKelly·
@asbestosbasura @The__Briefing @keithdorejel We could be at the end of a chunk, in part because Trump is actually changing a lot for the worse and in part because using the Glubb method any time that works can be called that. Although, we’ve only been a great empire of the world for 80 years, so still, the 250 shit is dumb
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Keith Orejel@keithdorejel·
When you think about it 250 was a nice round number to end on.
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Rhine Stoned Cowboy@BisqueBoi·
I think about this reply every single day of my life
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AnthonyAndrews@anthon7yandrews·
NYT confirmed on Friday that Paolo Zampolli used his influence to have her transferred to an ICE facility. She disappeared for 3.5 months & was at 2 different facilities. She has described the horrors of that experience. Amanda’s story is much bigger than anyone realizes. MUCH.
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AnthonyAndrews@anthon7yandrews

Amanda’s story is unique. She’s been targeted since she was at least 15 yo & was trapped in a relationship with a powerful older man who spent 20+ years abusing her in various ways. Then when she finally broke free & found freedom, Paolo used his influence to have ICE deport her.

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The Washington Post@washingtonpost·
President Trump, who is in the midst of pressuring senators to curb the use of mail-in voting, voted by mail ballot in Tuesday’s special election in Palm Beach County, Florida. wapo.st/47fVUwf
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Alex Kelly@AlexJKelly·
@JustanothrIdi0t Oh yeah, something to do with adult lactose intolerance rates in Europe versus the rest of the world.
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Lily :3 🔆@JustanothrIdi0t·
@AlexJKelly I assume the milk thing is a dogwhistle? I know that was a thing, like, a year ago
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Jeremiah Johnson 🌐@JeremiahDJohns·
Lot of interesting nuggets here, but it's mildly amusing that trans people are not the group with the most positive views on trans people.
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Alex Kelly@AlexJKelly·
It does seem that some of these lessons have been learned, because the US hasn’t faced anything like these sorts of losses in the current war, but it does seem it wasn’t a lesson fully learned given we didn’t even seem to predict something as simple as Iran closing the strait.
Sizwe SikaMusi@SizweLo

In 2002, the US conducted Millennium Challenge, the largest war games in its history. They split soldiers into two teams: 🔵Blue, which was America, and 🔴Red, an unnamed generic Middle Eastern country. The 🔴Red team was led by retired Marine Corps Lieutenant General Paul K. Van Riper. The idea behind the games was to see how, not if, the 🔵Blue team would win. In other words, the 🔴Red team was supposed to lose, but General Van Riper didn’t want to lose. So he played to win. He used asymmetric tactics by doing things like using civilian boats instead of military ones, motorcycle couriers and coded messages in mosque towers because their cell phone networks had been hacked. He launched a massive preemptive strike using a swarm of small boats and cruise missiles, which overwhelmed the 🔵Blue Team’s Aegis defense system. In the simulation, this resulted in the “sinking” of 16 American warships, including an aircraft carrier. The exercise was supposed to take 14 days. Vin Riper and his team won after day one. Understandably, the US military was embarrassed because this was supposed to show off all its superior tactics and cutting edge technologies. So, they restarted the exercise and changed the rules to force everyone to follow a script so that the 🔴red team could not win. The exercise controllers brought the sunken ships back to life, and forced Van Riper to follow a scripted path that ensured a 🔵Blue Team victory. 🔴Red was ordered to turn off certain air defense systems and use regular cellular communications to allow 🔵Blue to destroy them. 🔴Red was also told exactly where to move certain units so 🔵Blue could pretend to find them and neutralise them according to a pre-planned timeline. Most crucially, Van Riper was forbidden from using the swarming tactics that had been so effective in the opening hours. The controllers argued that the reset was necessary because the goal of Millennium Challenge 2002 wasn’t just to see who would win, but to test new Network-Centric Warfare concepts. They felt that if the game ended on Day 2, they wouldn’t get to test the rest of their expensive toys. Van Riper, however, argued that testing those toys in a rigged environment provided a false sense of security. General Van Riper was so angry, he quit the exercise midway and wrote a 21-page recommendation on changes the military had to make to, get around his asymmetric tactics. They ignored the report and said the exercises were a huge success that proved the military doctrine was good. “It was no longer a free-play exercise... it was a scripted exercise. They had a desired outcome, and they were going to get it.” — Lt. Gen. Paul Van Riper 24 years later, maybe Von Riper was onto something.

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Alex Kelly@AlexJKelly·
I once met an older fella with two black bars tattooed on his arm. I asked him what it meant and he said “first wife’s name, second wife’s name” pointing at each. It was ugly as shit but I’d certainly take that over this utter dogshit, translucent ass coverup.
Corbin ⭑@Cxrbin

y’all like the cover up ?

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StockMarketGnosis@SUDHIRT64354301·
@iky_fwjett That’s hilarious Your mom really let you design the exam, and you turned it into 129 A’s with one random twist—no wonder it was her most entertaining test ever!
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Jett 🜲@iky_fwjett·
when i was 4 or 5, my mom was a prof at a college and she used to hand me the scantron sheet before she wrote the exam and let me colour whatever lettered bubble i wanted for each answer. if i coloured two by accident, she made an 'all of the above' option. one time she gave me it and i coloured the 'a' bubble for each of the 130 questions except for the second last one and she just went with it later on, she told me that it was the most entertaining exam she had ever watched her students take
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Alex Kelly@AlexJKelly·
@Xand2501studio @imagesaicouldnt When my fiancée was showing me Twin Peaks and that arc was coming up she told me “there’s no way you’re going to predict what happens with Ben Horne” and I thought “it can’t be so out of left field as all that” then this shit started happening.
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