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The Helsingist Pocket Guide (First Edition) is out now!
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Alex Kelly
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Alex Kelly
@AlexJKelly
Firefighter. Roaming Wyldcat. The only chill Catholic convert. ❤️@420bvnny❤️ All opinions came to me in a dream. Still stupid, no longer drunk. He/him. 32.
Texas Katılım Mart 2021
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This is paradoxical because if she gives in to the peer pressure and becomes a cat then truly she is a puppy for conforming and doing as she’s told, but if she resists the peer pressure and stays a puppy she is spiritually a cat.
darcy 💜🐈⬛@darcyserval
last night me and 2 other catgirls were brainwashing a puppygirl into becoming one of us like it was mk ultra
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@MarbleSlab65 Asking that at a renaissance fair is like asking where the Latinas are at in San Antonio.
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I assure you there are hussies at the renaissance fair.
John ♰☭️@hoosier_cs
Why do they call it a Renaissance Fair when it's just D&D Tolkien Fantasy slop. Where are the Petrarchan Sonnets. Where are the Hussites. Show me the Hussites.
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Also cheating at games where there is no money on the line. Obviously cheating at gambling is still bad, but that isn’t a mental disorder, it’s perfectly rational dishonesty. Cheating in games where you get nothing for winning but the fun of winning is clearly disordered though.
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Smurfing should be included in the DSM 6 when it comes out, either as a standalone antisocial personality disorder or as a diagnostic criteria for other such disorders.
420Bvnny 🌙🏳️⚧️🍼🖤@420Bvnny
sweats will never be happy unless everyone is forced into their cracked out lobbies because, much like when they added SBMM, they don't actually want a "HARCORE PVP GAME FOR HARDCORE DUDES", like they claim, they just wanna stomp casuals.
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@Kamikazeblue007 @KFaulders @PCCharalambous No President in my lifetime has done more for We the People than Trump. It's not even close and he would have done way more by now if not for obstructionists and panicans
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NEWS -- President Trump is expected to drop his $10 billion lawsuit against the Internal Revenue Service in exchange for the creation of a $1.7 billion fund to compensate allies who claim they were wrongfully targeted by the Biden administration, sources tell me @PCCharalambous @alex_mallin abcnews.com/US/trump-poise…
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Would’ve done this in the past but now no. I make a bit over $30 an hour on a 53 hour per week schedule which is close enough in pay to not want to be that bored, and it only involves going to work 2 or 3 days per week due to the 24 hour shifts.
Lancesico 🇱🇨@Bornakang
How long could you last doing this job
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@KareBearScare @hecubian_devil The good news is Taiwan’s geography is just “what if you packed Vietnam and Afghanistan together into an island that has like two decent places to try to land ships” and all their cities are built as kill funnels. We should help them, but they might not need it.
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@hecubian_devil I mean, it’s actually important and it sucks that Trump is 100% going to allow China to invade Taiwan but Schumer is such a pointless messenger of literally anything at this point.
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Yeah this is totally the message voters care about, dude. Really got his finger on the pulse of America
Chuck Schumer@SenSchumer
Trump must not sell out Taiwan, period.
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Yep. Another tally in the “every right wing accusation is a confession” column.
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Alex Kelly retweetledi
Interviewer: so you stand by what you said?
Starmer: absolutely. Am I gooner? I'm a gooner for, for strengthening our borders, for British jobs.
Interviewer: and for pumping your worthless cock?
Starmer: now look. The British public want a good boy for mummy, and
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Alex Kelly retweetledi
My self-narration is overly influenced by meme bullshit. Was just walking through my kitchen saying to myself “time to preheat the oven so I can ov in the cold food and ov out hot eat the food.”
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@ExistentialEnso One of my favorite Futurama jokes references this. They’re being dragged under water and somebody asks the professor how many atmospheres the ship is built to handle and he says “well, it’s a space ship, so between zero and one”
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On earth, there is 1 atmosphere of pressure
In space, there is 0 atmospheres of pressure
On the bottom of the ocean, there are up to 1,100 atmospheres of pressure
Building a vessel that can safely protect humans for deep sea diving is *harder*
B Flat@did8hurtu
And people think we went to the moon 😒
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Alex Kelly retweetledi
Night of the Longest, Sharpest, Most Beautiful Knives Anyone's Ever Seen, Folks, Knives Like You Wouldn't Believe
Ken Klippenstein@kenklippenstein
White House casts Tucker Carlson as a possible domestic terrorist. kenklippenstein.com/p/new-countert…
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@ExistentialEnso @ohhsotheysay Also, some crimes are fine to do and it’s good that you can pay for them in an untraceable way (example: ordering weed online in a state where it’s still illegal).
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