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@elonmusk I guess you'll have to rent it: youtube.com/watch?v=mMWbjL…

Whoever said “money can’t buy happiness” really knew what they were talking about 😔

@THEBRYANHITCH @/Drink_and_Draw handle is good to ask as they do vids once per week with many artists. Quesada, Jeff Johnson, Dave Johnson, and Dan Panosian are the regulars.

@THEBRYANHITCH You could compare to other creators and their Kickstarters, like Liam Sharp, Jimmy Palmiotti, Greg Pak, and Elsa Charretier. All had successful campaigns, and could provide the metrics for a better idea.

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@unklerupert And that was just the Captcha

One hour on a dating app and I’ve seen enough yoga poses and yoga pants to last me a lifetime.

@AshcanPress You could share this with them: youtu.be/f1N_tAg-hGk

My level of fucks to give has maxed out at 0 for some of y'all's bad takes.

@LiamRSharp I would be.

Who would actually be interested in a semi-regular free Sharpy newsletter? I hear that's the new best way to promote your own work, and I have new big stuff coming up in the next year. We get so much email that seems counter-intuitive to me, but I could be very wrong...

@Wondermasons @olivetti_ariel @MarvelStudios @TheAshBradley Oh my gawd, I completely forgot I had this comic. I remember reading it many times. It was a great issue.

@Nick_Pettigrew Sounds like you're right, if this article is accurate: telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/08/1…

I guarantee the internet history of the Plymouth terrorist will be full of stories from the same news websites currently reporting on the story.

@GailSimone The brightest lights create the darkest shadows, or something like that.

I miss Jeannette, who was both the lightest and darkest character in the Secret Six, somehow.

@thesteveorlando This is a dykfour level joke.....sorry.

@thesteveorlando But do you answer to Mike Hawksmol?

@TheDevilpig @Johnsonverse I want to see this challenge, but only because it'll be fun seeing Jeff expertly put the challenger in their place. I see it as the fool that challenges Kurosawa's protagonist to a duel.

One does not spit into the wind, or pull on Superman’s cape and especially challenge @Johnsonverse to a ‘draw off’. It’s folly.

@60s_Batman @TomBrevoort Well....

What’s the big deal with King Shark?

@ComicBookYeti Said my friend, and obviously not me.

@ComicBookYeti Dammit. I wanted a waffle iron.

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@Stonekettle Not to mention the Law of Conservation of Idiocy.