Alex Karban

@roosavill ermm @BobbieGordon what about when you aks for a bag of crips?? #cutesytwats

I've been off twitter for about 3 months.. I look at it the day AFTER @BobbieGordon tells me Pino is at Ronnies. #needtogetoutless

The Wombles will be the band picking up the most rubbish at Glastonbury since Oasis met All Saints.

@VictoriaCoren you're bloody brilliant Coren.

@jack_wilshere can't call it jack but the ref is blowing late for EVERYTHING

@LAOldham mate I'm right with you, can't believe how much I fancy @Claudiawinkle after watching that!

Def getting pissed off at musicians who don't reply emails/calls for work. Am looking for a male singer who plays keys. DM me or RT pls!

Bring back John lukic

@huge_fox eh? Eli the barrow boy is a song by the decemberists #youcanfuckingcheckit

@huge_fox hold tight Eli the barrow boy! #folkinglovethatband

@boymanband Hey good to meet you fellas the other day, I was playing bass for bobbie.. Set me off on a right old African musical adventure!

@LAOldham I can't wait until I'm 47 for that reason alone

Morning tweeps, its 14yrs since Notorious BIG died, #timeless The school run is all Biggie 2day no compromising with the lil men at all!!

Hats off to Giggsy though, best player ever to grace the premiership ... Shame he's in a team of twats.

Gonna be serious with @bongolegs and @AlexKarban in Sarms today:) x

@pufapida pardon?

@adrobbins Yea just keeping check on the projects, I do a few rounds a day in the Jazz to make sure no-one is slippin

@BobbieGordon @bongolegs @huge_fox @laoldham what a beg feckin job it was clearin tha glass up eh? Ney bother though...

@Bobbiegordon I just bought 3 new pairs of kitchen scissors! #askandyeshallrecieve

Snodgrass has shown some nice #silks tonight. Both defending + attacking.