Alex Kew

@StanLaGam @MJMcKean I was playing the game wrong! What an idiot. I’ll try again... A Mighty Testicle. I thank you.

@AlexKew @MJMcKean Pretty Testicles

The Wind That Shakes the Testicles

@joetracini Keep at it, mate. Big love 😘 X

We’re all trying to collectively not die at the moment, and stuff like this doesn’t help. It’s so much easier to be nice than it is to be an arse.

@JimMFelton A woman dressed as Hellboy. Full make up and homemade prosthetics including massive arms and shaved horns on her head. She looked amazing. I loved the fact that she was on her own and clearly didn’t give a shit. It really cheered me up.

@Femi_Sorry It’s not even a matter of whether it’s offensive or not. That is real footage of a terrified animal leaping to its death. That isn’t funny on any level. I’m with you on most things but not this.

NOT SAFE FOR WORK! (But this just had me laughing hysterically) vm.tiktok.com/ZMJkeT5K4/

@SamuelsaurusRex That hadn’t occurred to me but am I still right in thinking if there weren’t holidays coming up they would be able to remain open? I was just going off what was in the council newsletter.

@AlexKew I thought schools finished on Friday in Bucks, so before pubs need to close?

@Femi_Sorry I’d rather have the vaccine.

Matt Hancock: We're going to "inject hope into millions of arms this winter".

@KilclooneyJohn Nope. We can all read. You were racist in your tweet and you failed to properly apologise.

With reference to the controversy about my recent tweet about the USA Presidency a biased report in the New York Times has been brought to my attention. I defended the tweet but it claims that I ‘tried’ to defend. Also states British lawmakers condemned the tweet. It was a few!!

@realDonaldTrump I severely doubt anyone will enjoy that.

@FrankOnTheRadio Me & Julio Down By The Schoolyard

What is the best example of a song that features whistling?

@GingerWildheart Good start to a song.

Is Plump still in? Is Biden still alive?

@iamgeekpie That is uncanny!

@HardingMike Wow. They really are pure evil aren’t they?

Spread this wide and far. This is the scorn the Tories have for us plebs. Dories must have found a crystal ball. Perhaps two.

@SteveBakerHW Nonsense? We saw that you voted against extending free meals for hungry children during a pandemic. That’s all true. You did that. Local people in Wycombe were horrified.

So much nonsense has been talked about #FSM and @Conservatives but I don't think local people in Wycombe will thank activists for it in the end Here's @MATatBucks rightly promoting our tailored local scheme through @BucksCouncil #helpinghand 👇🙏👏

@RealTimVine Pen behind the ear tomorrow?

@IanConningham Nature is proper smug this autumn. Being all gorgeous in spite of it all. Makes you sick.

@SteveBakerHW It should never have come to this. This sort of charity highlights the failure of government. Shifting responsibilities such as making sure people in the country you govern don’t go hungry is not the behaviour of the civilised. Shame on you.

Congratulations @buckssu on this initiative - I am delighted. EVERYONE agrees hungry children should be fed. This Government extended free school meal eligibility to a further 50,000 children and expanded programmes like breakfast clubs. Learn more: bit.ly/2TlkJjS

@benminett @BBradley_Mans His twitter bio says ‘The first blue brick in the red wall’. Imagine being proud of that? Revolting.

@Nij_Rambles @SteveBakerHW Why did he block you?

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