Alex Kulak

so were the girls in H2O: Just Add Water not washing their hands

@rob_rubsam Driving me slightly insane that this bad take about a popular novelist with less than 1k likes was only shown to me because Grok plucked it out of obscurity

Driving me slightly insane that everyone has to pretend that Andy Weir is a real novelist and not a guy whose books are like 70% math equations

@amazingatheist @zerohedge the three types of people on Twitter

@zerohedge Wow. Why so young? What happened?

ONLYFANS OWNER LEONID RADVINSKY HAS DIED AT 43

@postproctorism correction: there is one universe where he doesn't win

@postproctorism Ethan Hawke was incredible, but there is no universe in which Timothee Chalamet doesn't win on Sunday

Hawke is actually the strongest contender and you guys just haven’t seen Blue Moon yet

If this isn't an animated film adaptation of "Maybe Happy Ending", then what are we even doing here

@Q_Review @SceneinCinema also, 5 years and 9 months = 69 months

@SceneinCinema the math on this doesn't make sense No Way Home is 6 years old now. Spider-Verse 2 is just 3 years old. Why would they make 3 flops to fill out the timeline like that?

🚨 Leaked contract details say Sony Pictures must release a Spider-Man or related movie roughly every 5.5 years. If they fail the rights revert to Marvel Studios / The Walt Disney. This is why Sony keeps making weird Spider-Man spin-offs like Kraven: The Hunter, Morbius and Madame Web, even though they flop. Under its agreement with Sony Pictures and Marvel Studios (now under The Walt Disney Company), Sony has strict production “clocks” tied to the Spider-Man film rights. Sony must generally release a new Spider-Man-related film within about 5 years and 9 months of the previous one. They typically must begin production within roughly 3 years and 9 months of the last release. If Sony releases three films within eight consecutive years, they can extend the timeline — up to five years to start production and seven years to release the next film. What counts: Live-action films, animated projects, and even spin-offs featuring characters from the Spider-Man “basket of rights” can reset the clock. If Sony fails to meet these milestones, the film rights revert entirely back to Marvel and Disney.

Call me when he achieves the Young Man in Theatre quartet (Orpheus, Evan Hansen, Gabe Goodman, 54 Below show that sells well)

Considering that a small but vocal part of the Smiling Friends fandom took exactly zero seconds to become wildly antisemitic after the news gives me a small indication that Zach and Michael made the absolutely right choice to end the show.

@BrianDuffield I went to see Iron Lung the other week at Alamo, and I swear there was a pre-show message with Aziz Ansari saying "alright, we're walking it back, we're doing pen and paper, no phones". Maybe I misheard, but I thought they were nixing this play

At the Drafthouse you have to use your phone every time you eat popcorn though. :(

@1800clockit @egodeathatparty Fun fact: if you direct a pilot of a TV show, you get residuals on every other episode of that show, because you created the show’s “look”

@egodeathatparty it’s a joke

what happened to this??

@AbiiMaryy They also rhyme “marijuana” with “corner”, and are so proud of that rhyme, they use it twice in the same song

Before Mean Girls the Musical, no one had thought to rhyme “cake” with “cake”

If you want proof of how bad things are, a manned mission to the moon is launching in 9 days and zero people are talking about it.

@MonicaCrowley If this is true, per the 22nd amendment, shouldn't he immediately vacate the White House?

President Trump won 2020 in a landslide. You’re going to learn 🔜.

He thought he escaped the Moanas and Jumanjis of this world. Get back to making slop boy!

WHEN WILL THE SANDMAN FINALLY GET HIS DUE?!?!

This is, historically speaking, how every single Shakespeare play ended in Elizabethan England.

the message of #TheBeautyFX is every-so-slightly undermined by the fact that I get ads for GLP-1's on literally every commercial break

"Accepting the award for Sinners, the only white guy on stage" #GoldenGlobes

@kirawontmiss I don’t know if it’s just me, but the version of this scene from the first trailer was so much better

one of the worst acting performances i’ve ever seen oh my god