erin proctor

I’m doing a summer of developmental workshops of my religious-adjacent plays and you’re invited to an examination of testaments old, new, and my own horrifying family history of human sacrifice 😈😈😈

@eleanoir minions and monsters was really good

I am once again wondering if any of you people actually like movies

@PeteAscolese you know what I respect that. I just can’t imagine carrying that thing up my 5 floor walk up the thought gives me shivers

@postproctorism You would think! Me (costume designer) and my roomie(film hairstylist) have 7 hulkens between the two of us and live in a 4 story walk up 🫠

whenever I see someone with a hulken rolly bag I think “oh they must not live in a walk up”

@TomsTidbits why are u weird

@postproctorism I have no idea if that is true or not. You do, after all, have she/her in your bio, which is typical of trannies (men who think they are women). The fact that you are engaged to a so-called non-binary person also indicates issues. I hope you get the help you need.

my sister out here calling my non-binary fiancé her “other-in-law” it’s actually pretty funny

orange chicken #ORANGECHICKEN

@TomsTidbits I’m a girl but ok

@postproctorism No one is non-binary, sir.

@GershwinFans closed the original production of phantom in London, fired like half the orchestra, and then reopened it

@postproctorism Wait, what’d he do in that realm?

musicals used to have orchestras

@theater_lovers that would be a great name for a performing arts center

@postproctorism My only thought was Fleetwood PAC

the chain kinda lowkey the tank’s wario

reading my own writing

@boog_2021 Thank you for your article!

@postproctorism Article author here- you’re 100% right, and that’s the point I make. There are major Broadway producing companies that are sponsoring reports suggesting that Gen Z Adults in NYC are willing to pay more than $500 for a Broadway ticket. My article is an attempt to push against that

I can see four movies a week with AMC A List for less than $30 a month and I have to go into debt to see a Broadway show. It’s that simple.

That’s right, Weird Al

circe the odyssey

Certain people on this website are going to get upset for my saying so, but Robert Eggers would make a phenomenal Moby Dick

@SamLangellier that actually didn’t come to mind I’m dumb

@postproctorism Did we do fiancthey already

sad to say THE ODYSSEY did not pass the most essential test for my dad (keeping him awake)

@cragglybonezzz I love it and it breaks my heart when their child apologizes on their behalf

The best temper tantrums come from 40 year old Men whose kids are waaay better behaved than they are

Now watching chris nolans kirk

based on Kramer’s behavior, we can assume that the characters of Seinfeld observer Zeus’s Law