Alex Middleton

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Alex Middleton

@AlexMidds

I pretend sometimes. I also do fitness things/tell people to squat.

London Katılım Kasım 2010
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Annelie Powell CDG@AnneliePowell·
Eurovision as theatre production design Austria: 2009 Goold’s Enron
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@SoozUK My pregnant wife said whilst watching him ‘this makes me not want to have children’
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Okay it’s last minute sure but how the fuck are @GWRHelp allowed to charge £265 for a return from Cardiff to London tomorrow? Like how is that a thing?
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Alex Middleton@AlexMidds·
@MathewTweet So sorry to hear this mate. Wishing you and the family all the best and keeping everything crossed for a speedy recovery. X
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As I sit next to my 16 month old daughter, being monitored in hospital as she's not getting enough oxygen due to COVID & ensuing Bronchiolitis, I keep thinking about the man I saw a couple of months back on my local high street and whether he'd kindly just get right into the sea
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Alex Middleton@AlexMidds·
Wanted to send my wife something useful I saw but also couldn’t help sharing thoughts on the gentleman under it too. #politics
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Alex Middleton@AlexMidds·
I give it two months before Boris is on Diary Of A CEO.
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Dominic Attenborough@DomAttenborough·
Any GKs available to play XIs tomorrow? 2pm k.o in Carshalton.
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Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺
Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺@Haggis_UK·
Naga Munchetty - People in Wales will be wondering why the restrictions haven't been eased like in England? Mark Drakeford(FM Wales) - We do things in line with the science.. we are a govt that doesn't need to grab headlines to distract attention.. #BBCBreakfast
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Susie Dent@susie_dent·
Word of the day is ‘sparple’ (14th century): to deflect unwanted attention from one thing by making a big deal of another.
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Alex Middleton@AlexMidds·
I’m not an expert but is this BBC announcement not just a distraction tactic from all the raving? #bbc
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Orla O'Connor Casting
Orla O'Connor Casting@OrlaOConnorCast·
If you’re like me & you hate that Apple moved your search bar to the bottom, just hit the AA next to the search bar & move it back to the top! You’re welcome! The little things in life 🙏🏻
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They’ve been tapping on the window all night…👀
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