Alex Middleton

If Australia produced Back To The Future The Musical. #Eurovision2023

@AnneliePowell Czechia is giving Spring Awakening surely

Eurovision as theatre production design Austria: 2009 Goold’s Enron

@SoozUK My pregnant wife said whilst watching him ‘this makes me not want to have children’

Genuinely though…when are the marches for a GE?#GeneralElectionNow

Okay it’s last minute sure but how the fuck are @GWRHelp allowed to charge £265 for a return from Cardiff to London tomorrow? Like how is that a thing?

@MathewTweet So sorry to hear this mate. Wishing you and the family all the best and keeping everything crossed for a speedy recovery. X

As I sit next to my 16 month old daughter, being monitored in hospital as she's not getting enough oxygen due to COVID & ensuing Bronchiolitis, I keep thinking about the man I saw a couple of months back on my local high street and whether he'd kindly just get right into the sea

Wanted to send my wife something useful I saw but also couldn’t help sharing thoughts on the gentleman under it too. #politics

No mercy

I give it two months before Boris is on Diary Of A CEO.

@DomAttenborough I’ll be there

Any GKs available to play XIs tomorrow? 2pm k.o in Carshalton.

Naga Munchetty - People in Wales will be wondering why the restrictions haven't been eased like in England? Mark Drakeford(FM Wales) - We do things in line with the science.. we are a govt that doesn't need to grab headlines to distract attention.. #BBCBreakfast

Word of the day is ‘sparple’ (14th century): to deflect unwanted attention from one thing by making a big deal of another.

I’m not an expert but is this BBC announcement not just a distraction tactic from all the raving? #bbc

Remember when Diane Abbott got crucified for drinking G&T on a train #DowningStreetParties

If you’re like me & you hate that Apple moved your search bar to the bottom, just hit the AA next to the search bar & move it back to the top! You’re welcome! The little things in life 🙏🏻

I’ve got two tickets for sale for London Grammar at Ally Pally for this Friday. Gutted that I cant make it anymore. Does anyone want them? £40 each. Slide into the DMs and let me know! #londongrammar #allypally #tickets #sale #resale #london #gig #concert

They’ve been tapping on the window all night…👀