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@rushicrypto We landed on the moon in 1960? 🤡

Serious question: If we were able to go to the Moon and land there in the 1960s, what makes it so difficult to do it again in 2026? Can’t we just reuse the technology from the 1960s and 1970s?

@sneak_011 They all want unnecessary emotional attachments which sounds so immature and irrelevant in my understanding.

Sounds crazy but mimi naye nilicut off kila msee including familly members. Mimi ata story za mungu sidai. Familia sidai. Niko tu.

@BillEdgarTimes That's like 6 more slots.

Teams at World Cup: 1990: Europe 14, Africa 2 2026: Europe 16, Africa 10

@BTole254 The PSVs are like on a shadow strike? Saw commuters stranded in the morning.

3hrs in a traffic jam is unacceptable. Mombasa needs to do better.

@Wavinya_Ndeti STFU scam.

One thing I know is that God is no respecter of persons. He also knows the deepest secrets of men. He is the only judge.

@TypeCs4 Nguo mbili zitakuwa bale aje sasa?

Sasa badala ya kununua nguo moja 3k, si ununue bale ya 6k uchague zenye unataka alafu uuze hizo zingine, ahiiii.

@Elvis_Localman We had ancestors in 2007? That's some tribal shit you're on.

1. The British left Kenya at their OWN WILL, NOT that your ancestors forced them out. 2. Raila and Kenyans across Kenya led the resistance of Moi, NOT your ancestors. 3. It’s Jaramogi who demanded the release of Kenyatta and allowed him ti be president, NOT your ancestors. 4. Your ancestors stole Raila’s victory back to back and were the architects of Kenya’s 2007 blood bath. 5. Your ancestors have declared Kasongo wantam bec they have been thrown out of the dining table, NOT bec they saw anything else wrong with him. Spare us this tribal nonsense and unite as one Kenya.

@narendramodi Modi PR is always on steroids man.

The plucking of tea leaves was followed by the women talking about their culture and of course a selfie!

@FabrizioRomano Italy too.

🚨🇯🇲 Jamaica are OUT of the World Cup 2026!

@Yokhin Do you know how (logically)teams qualify for the FIFA World Cup ?

World Cup with Curaçao and Uzbekistan, but without Italy. Very logical.

@FPLOlympian Been long since Italy qualified for the world cup. Bro thinks we're in 2006. Bosnia beats Italy to qualify for the World Cup. This is 2026.

Curacao and Haiti are going to the World Cup. But there’s no room for teams like Italy or Denmark? Game’s gone.

@KyaloJon @Kenyans Umekula moto sana bana.

@Kenyans GHASIA TAKATAKA RUBBISH NONSENSE WASH WASH GROUNDS FOR DEVILS HELL IS STILL EMPTY

Artistic impression of the proposed Ksh3 billion new Gikomba market to be constructed by the government

@Nusumita @Roro_miles Dandora ni?

@Roro_miles Games za kpl hazifai kuchezwa kwa artificial turf

ii Kwale stadium si naona tu iko Sawa mbona Bandari walikuwa wanatupeleka kwa Jua uko Mbaraki nkt #FootballKE

@RealNate08 Wote?

Mama uji' s are now adding crushed sildenafil in uji power.

@realskeka There's a dude alikuwa kwa payroll ya gava ya Macau.

Shiet, vijana wanajituma kwa hizo bedsitter mamae. Kuna bois wangu hapa ako kwa payroll ya EPL.

@SomoinaKapeen No universal answer exists that satisfies everyone. But a powerful personal answer can exist and once someone finds theirs, it feels just as real as if it were universal.

What is the point of life? Can anyone answer that confidently?

@ant1_bruno2 Githeri is my best meal. The context wasn't my personal response to that trauma.

@AlexSam25563460 Y'all just went to shit high schools

Githeri hate is so forced buana hii kitu huslap na 🥑 vibaya sana

Guys Wayahudi wasiland huku man. I wanna build software not fight occupation forces.

@IsraelinKenya Your missile range too can hit Kenya. Right?

A 4,000 km radius from Tehran stretches deep into Africa, reaching across the Horn and into East Africa. To put this into perspective: 🇪🇹 Addis Ababa (Ethiopia) is about 3,200 km from Tehran 🇸🇴 Mogadishu (Somalia) is about 3,700–3,800 km away 🇸🇸 Juba (South Sudan) sits just under 4,000 km 🇰🇪 Nairobi (Kenya) is just beyond that range at around 4,300–4,400 km What this means is that within a 4,000 km reach, most of the Horn of Africa and parts of East Africa fall squarely within range, with countries like Kenya sitting just at the edge of that radius. This is not a distant geography. It is within the same regional neighborhood, from the Middle East into Africa’s eastern corridor.