Alex Smith

@YouLostChuck @PhillipMyTank Rod keep going. Can we get a progress pic. #proudofyou #keeptruckin #dontgiveup

@PhillipMyTank I am on my health and wellness journey #bodypositivity

Roomate has returned to his room with his girlfriend, to prove his sexuality his mating call can be heard clearly in the common living area #turnonamovie

@YouLostChuck Wow. Very defensive. Sorry to hit a soft spot

@AlexSmithnjoyer This new invention called the fucking internet Alex, ever heard of it? #imbecile

Roomate dressed up “for hunting” so he can go play broke back mountain with his best buddy #sayitaintso #noneedtolie

@YouLostChuck @YouLostChuck I am not sure what you mean about watching me pitch. But thank you for your comment.

@AlexSmithnjoyer What a poorly written tweet Alex. Don’t know what’s worse, reading your tweets or watching you pitch. Makes me want to be deaf and blind #figureitout #bebetter

Just pondering….. I’m thankful for the legendary Busch Apple—aka the “bapple.” It’s crisp, refreshing, and somehow turns a normal hangout into a life experience. Honestly, it’s not just a drink—it’s a lifestyle… and sometimes a questionable decision. Cheers. #beabletoarticulate

@PhillipMyTank Straight from the heart

@AlexSmithnjoyer Using chat to write a tweet is criminal.

@Nottherealleroy spotted in the wild. Gettin his tan on.

@Nottherealleroy with a shirt on looks Mexican but takes it off and is white as a ghost. Pick a side. Tan a bit. Run more 90’s.

@Nottherealleroy Ball and chain strikes again

Just got the “do you even love me” text from the gf. This day is fucking ruined. #happymonday

@PhillipMyTank It’s unfortunate to say the least. Between power and tyranny is where you will find the answer. #warden #cti #newestnarp

I wish my new pal @AlexSmithnjoyer wasn’t whipped as bad as he is. #RIP

@PhillipMyTank Get this man an alani

2:30pm and the hangover headache is still pounding like a drum in Carolina. #officallywashed

@erectasaurus68 @Nottherealleroy @Ebolamaster67 The way cookie crumbles #bagel #youbet #playthegamehard

Getting a lot of follows lately!!! Really makes me reflect!!! When I reflect I tend to masturbate!!! #slipperyslope #starbucksonasunday @Nottherealleroy @AlexSmithnjoyer @Ebolamaster67

@Nottherealleroy @OwenCurley5 Owen Happy birthday champ. Kid is gonna touch the wall.

Also happy birthday to my favorite Jewish friend @OwenCurley5! #jewcrew #bigyahuandtheboys

@Nottherealleroy @PeytonLittle35 I mean. At some point he’s gotta hang em up.

My name is @PeytonLittle35 and I am returning to college for 8th year #sec #big10 #processoriented #youbet

@erectasaurus68 @YouLostChuck Good god. Get #19 in there

This is real love @YouLostChuck

@erectasaurus68 @GarmonAvery 2 and bbq

@GarmonAvery what happened to your burner

@EFeatherfield Good god

Respectable play

@YouLostChuck @EFeatherfield You bet

@EFeatherfield needs to get himself in check. Language on that cat is impeccable. Not as impeccable as that frying pan and wrist tape tho. #illtellyouwhat

@EFeatherfield do your pelvic exercises