Tripod Rod

@PhillipMyTank We prefer guys who avoid the barrel. We would put a pitching machine out there if we wanted to give up 20. #toughluck

At a game in Mt Dew park @YouLostChuck lots of arms in blue you can use next year #1andBBQ #20ball

@PhillipMyTank I am on my health and wellness journey #bodypositivity

@YouLostChuck Sorry people have other hobbies than mukbangs Rod

Roomate has returned to his room with his girlfriend, to prove his sexuality his mating call can be heard clearly in the common living area #turnonamovie

@AlexSmithnjoyer This new invention called the fucking internet Alex, ever heard of it? #imbecile

@YouLostChuck @YouLostChuck how do you know what broke back mountain is?

Roomate dressed up “for hunting” so he can go play broke back mountain with his best buddy #sayitaintso #noneedtolie

@PhillipMyTank I have a thyroid condition #layoff

@YouLostChuck Hey lose a couple pounds I bet you sweat writing this tweet

@Nottherealleroy We come from different eras Leroy. Jordan would run circles around LeBron in ways you could not fathom #babyfood

@YouLostChuck Don’t say that about him. Best guy in the nba not Hollywood at all #hesignedmyball

Hope the Thunder give the lakers a little gentleman’s sweep just so LeBron’s career ends in OKC #scumbag #justiceforsergeibaka #royaliveyforever

Closed mouths don’t get fed #squeakywheelgetsthegrease

@Nottherealleroy That little fella ran me in circles and made me realized I needed to move north and stick to a different sport

Sitting here reminiscing with @YouLostChuck about the 1982 Texas district semi final basketball game. He got 50 pieced by spud Webb. Fuck that midget could play some ball #goodoledays

Kid next to me at the bar telling his buddies how he could sit 90-93 tomorrow, this dude hasn’t throw a heater over 88 since the immaculate conception #getagrip

@EFeatherfield Just saw a lesbian bottom at the bar that looks like she took a right hook from her stud top. She might be looking for a change of scenery #gogetherbub

That type of night where you hit up ur ex of 2 years cbtm. #itsintheair #youbet

@AlexSmithnjoyer Sorry I got the fan account mixed up with the pitcher which you support. Apologies, I promise I have no reapons #whoops

@YouLostChuck @YouLostChuck I am not sure what you mean about watching me pitch. But thank you for your comment.

Just pondering….. I’m thankful for the legendary Busch Apple—aka the “bapple.” It’s crisp, refreshing, and somehow turns a normal hangout into a life experience. Honestly, it’s not just a drink—it’s a lifestyle… and sometimes a questionable decision. Cheers. #beabletoarticulate

@PhillipMyTank @Nottherealleroy It’s usually those kids from Oregon that have the 2 HR per 9. That’s what we like up here. #harderyouthrowfurtheritgoes #winsomelosesome

@Nottherealleroy @YouLostChuck Leroy, that was just a rumor. If I knew he had disabilities I would have let him hit a homer like every other hitter I faced this game. -Phil

Just sitting here wondering if @YouLostChuck would take a chance on a AWR with a below average SL. Changeup has its days though. LANK

@Nottherealleroy @PhillipMyTank Checks out, those “little” guys usually have a short man’s complex and compensate anyway they can. Bet that dude drives the shittiest King Ranch left in existence. But hey it’s a King Ranch so he’s big shit #amiright #gobeanelectrician

@PhillipMyTank @YouLostChuck I was at this game. The kid hitting was a make a wish kid and he struck him out. Real piece of shit this guy is

@PhillipMyTank Good lord, is that kid swinging under water! On second thought, probably gonna pass on this kid. Looks a little short and chubby for the type of guys we like #betterluckneverdude

@YouLostChuck Here’s a video of my only strikeout in my career. Hope this helps!

4 quarters!? I’m the richest Indy ball coach in the world! #chesterstone

@Nottherealleroy @PlayoffDude I will be holding you to this Leroy! #wordisbond

@PlayoffDude If the lakers beat okc I will tattoo lebrons face on my ass

HOT TAKE: If the Lakers get past OKC, they’re winning it all.