@jackkrinebergg @Camzusi @stlCITYsc Yeah, and what team did you have at the time? Come back when you have some silverware
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we tried making horrifying egg tubes
You tell me Katılım Haziran 2012
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@memame1957 @Camzusi @stlCITYsc You won a single game and you want the “capital” title? Come back when you actually have a cup 🤣
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@BallWatchingSTL @SportingKC @budlight Inaugural team does well in the MLS say what? Never heard of her
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@SportingKC @budlight Getting some light excuse vibes here, guys
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@BlakeL206 @blueyank4life @SportingKC @budlight How many Stanley Cups you guys have for all the seasons you’ve had a team for?
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@SportingKC @AppleTV I love having to buy two subscriptions to watch games that used to be free
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Unable to join us tonight for #SKCvMTL?
Don't fret—you can still catch us on #MLSSeasonPass on @AppleTV.
Here's how to sign up 👇 apple.co/SportingKC
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It was time for a home office upgrade! #secretlab
(Let's pretend I don't have hours of cable managing that has gone ignored...)
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@alanpulido @SportingKC Thank goodness! Those own goals were ass but I’m glad we brought the w! #togheter
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was not planning for my post-run cooldown to be cleaning the bathroom after my roommate bathed their smelly dog to get rid of its fleas but here we are
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More like MegaLongDongs
UberFacts@UberFacts
Megalodons had penises that were about 20-feet long.
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@DylanDootton I have never been more excited than when people use “then” and “than” correctly
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I have never been more excited then when I learned I could change my mouse icon during computers class in 3rd grade
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I miss when my biggest fear was wether or not Timmy Turner would defeat The Darkness
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@DylanDootton @wootton_jordan This may be the single most important thing to ever come out about the Jordan. Thank you for sharing. You are so brave.
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I hate exposing my family, but I need to get something off my chest.
@wootton_jordan used to want to be a cop when he grew up.
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I know that because of changes caused by the coronavirus, this Easter is going to be different for our kids. That's why I wanted to do something special so we all can celebrate - safely. Happy Easter! youtube.com/watch?v=SASrve…
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Hey Ollie. We heard you've been having a bit of a tough time recently.
We'd love to invite you to be a player escort for our big play-off game against Israel next month.
We've spoken to your Dad who says you would be up for it.
See you at Hampden!
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@Dempz8 my 8 year old son is a mad football son and a mad Pars fan. He wrote this note to his mum last night saying he is rubbish a football and he hates himself.. this all comes from bullies at his school. You couldn't do him a let message for him? His name is Ollie. Thanks
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Bowen Yang really bright a straight boy on stage to decide which celebrities are allies and said he would get Northwestern students free therapy. And that’s what we call We Have To Stan!!!
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