Alex Canter

Manager @Dcartwright95 issues his rallying cry ahead of the new season #MonTheCock

Introducing our new manager... #CartwrightForTheJob

If Lukaku scores against Arsenal, we will give away a Mystery Football shirt to one lucky follower!👕 To enter: 1️⃣ RT this tweet 🤝 Follow us Good luck! 🤞🏻

The Cock F.C is devastated to announce that @ChrisWeeks64 has returned home from his travels safe and well, our thoughts and prayers go out to his family and friends at this difficult time. #ThankyouWeeko

Big fan of bean sprouts

Back by absolutely no demand, club record sale @tommmjonesss returns! #MonTheCock #TJSingh

@BradWalsh10 Don't be an idiot Bradley this is God's agent and you are evil

@ChrisWeeks64 My son, my boyyyyyyyy

Top three things I miss about England. 1-Destiny 2-@Alex_Canter 3-Beer mats/crying myself to sleep every night. 4-Do you see what I've done here to make this tweet the slightest bit interesting?

Lost 14-2 in the Challenge Cup this morning, which wasn't the worst part. @Basracs scored two goals against us and at one point even headed the ball. #MonTheCock

Another league encounter this Sunday, and we are without our defensive talisman @lukebracken #MonTheCock

The final whistle blows and the lads hold on for a 2-1 victory! #MonTheCock

In 2014/2015, Leicester finished 14th in Premier League, with 41 points and a record of 11-8-19. The following year they won the League. Last year, Watford finished 14th with 41 points and a record of 11-8-19..

Roberto Pereyra's goal from the stands 👀 #watfordfc

On repeat until kick off.... #itscomimghome

✍️ | #BenvenutoAdam 🇮🇹 #watfordfc

The 2018-19 season in a nutshell #MonTheCock

@RossASharp @CABankWatcher @BradWalsh10 I concur, a Godless racist indeed!

Day 37: the Reverend Michael Curry is still banging on about nothing at the #royalwedding