𝐿𝓪𝓭𝔂 𝓐𝓵𝓮𝔁 (she/they)

I don't really come on the bird platform much but @SpotifyUSA I'm really tired of listening to radios and playlists that keep playing the same songs about un-aliving myself. If I can't block them I have to stop using spotify. Fix this.

This is not a drill - Arizona Tea is no longer pinned to the US Dollar. Lock your doors and windows, inflation is coming for you @freakyfelipe/video/7144940941764218155" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">tiktok.com/@freakyfelipe/…

Happen to own a Sharp (or the lesser known Sampo) C1 Famicom TV? Get in touch with us! The TV contains a currently undumped built-in NES program which allows the user to draw graphics and take notes!

@OrdinarySausage can I send you fan art? I promise I won't send gross things to grind.

How many APIs do you need to turn on a lightbulb?

you'll get more out of your retirement if you take a penalty and retire right now than if you let the value decline from soaring inflation over the next few decades oh right... most of us can't even save for retirement

A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore 🧵

***Recruiters*** I will not even look at a job unless you provide salary and total compensation ranges up front. If I ask what the range is, don't ask me what I'm looking for. I'm not playing your shitty games.

In an ideal world vx-underground will be an official 501(c)3 non-profit institute for the advancement of computer malware literacy and education ... by December 2022 (or March, 2023). 😉 tl;dr malware will be tax deductible

@GassyMexican If a ship leaves earth to the nearest galaxy and it takes millions of years and the earth makes newer, faster ships in that time that each take less time to get there and that repeats over and over, will there already be a colony established before the first ship even arrives???

Just fully used a women’s bathroom on accident at a Walmart, ask me anything.

i don't care about ur crypto, boy not at all not even 1 bit, coin

fuck I'm starting to think the Amish have it right what am i doing

Tips with Sproot! Did you know that children are people too? :O

PEAS

Yo we just decided to order from a new Mexican place around here and while the food was great there were straight up PEAS in my little handful of sad lettuce and pico and I don't know if I can go back

@jcchurch ASCII only fields and arbitrary length checks are the dumbest accessibility issues

this is some of the most powerful britainology i have ever encountered - it’s like what if the dumbest guy in your hometown got to design the stanford prison experiment

@GassyMexican @BethFreemanArt It was the salad wasn't it

She has, without a doubt, been the most wonderful thing to happen to me in my life. I couldn’t have seen anything we now have coming, & I’m so grateful. I love this woman so so much and I can’t wait for us to start our lives together with our little family! @BethFreemanArt ❤️💍

protect trans kids protect trans kids protect trans kids