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AUSTRALIA - my greatest hits tour is coming to perth, melbourne, canberra, newcastle, sydney and brisbane this april! (tix in thread)
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milo edwards
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milo edwards
@Milo_Edwards
comedian, podcaster + dumb online guy | hosts: @trashfuturepod, @mastersofpod, @gluepodcast | follow me on bsky, insta, tiktok ⬇️⬇️
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also she’s like fully on his lap, not on the thigh, like arse to crotch completely tessellated
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i’d almost find it less distracting if they were snogging or something but they’re just sat there blank faced as though that’s how they always sit
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there’s a man on the central line with his (presumably) wife sat on his lap. both in their 40s and just starting into the middle distance. empty seat next to them. madness.
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they’ve done a picture of dorian gray for nick clegg except it’s a portrait that slowly turns into richard dawkins
Lib Dem Life (Simon McGrath)@libdemlife
a curiously poor picture of Clegg, unveiled at the National Liberal Club yesterday
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@Milo_Edwards First guy to be in a hall of fame instead of a room of fame
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unreal to be the first guy to think of the corridor. imagine having generational wealth from hallway royalties.
𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯@atlanticesque
Did you know that the hallway was invented in 1597 by an Englishman? Before that houses just had rooms. No halls or corridors. Just room on room.
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@Milo_Edwards Same time period, Ireland, pubs opened again. I eagerly went to the bar for my first real pint. Big sweaty drunk beside me proceeds to vomit into an empty pint glass, full to the brim. We were back. Things were right again.
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in late 2021 in east london i saw two girls say goodbye outside a bar and then moon each other from opposite sides of the street. that’s when i knew the pandemic was over.
Gooner In Recovery@greaserburger
Mooning is a lost art. You dont see many people mooning each other these days
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@Milo_Edwards So any day now he’s going to say a hard-r filled rant?
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ed davey is the kramer subplot of uk politics and i won’t be explaining myself further
Ed Davey@EdwardJDavey
Just wrapped up my speech at Liberal Democrat Spring Conference 🔶 Watch the full speech below, for sure!
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new enid blyton book sounds interesting
TVP World@TVPWorld_com
Five men have gone on trial in the Polish capital of Warsaw, charged with involvement in a Russian plot to cause fires on planes using smuggled high explosives. The suspects, four Ukrainians and one Russian, were charged in January with acting on behalf of Russian intelligence to commit terrorist attacks. They all face life imprisonment if convicted.
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@Milo_Edwards The ones you should really be paying attention to are the Straits of Malacca. I hear they're really fruity actually.
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hearing a lot of stuff about the straits of hormuz rn but seemingly nobody cares about the gays of hormuz smh
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annoyingly actually the auto translate isn’t very good - it should read:
“you fucking idiot, it’s not the third world war, it’s the first world special military operation”
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well worth taking the time to hit translate on this
Bogema Piterskaya 🇷🇺@emhohlove
Долбоёб, это не третья мировая война, а первая мировая специальная военная операция.
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@biglargesam perhaps but as someone from the specific place in essex where these flags are - that’s definitely not what’s happened here
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@Milo_Edwards Essex is full of Irish Diaspora East Enders who left London in the late twentieth century. Generally quite patriotic about England, the UK and Ireland in my experience.
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just drove past some lamppost flags in essex where in a row they’ve done union jack, george cross, saltire, wales and then, presumably to represent northern ireland, they’ve put up an irish tricolour and err, umm, who’s going to tell them?
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reform who’s accidentally advocating for a united ireland and gets offed by some unionist paramilitary group
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Absolute privilege to be one of the names on here, even if i was called a gurber baby (still dont know what that is)
milo edwards@Milo_Edwards
100 guests in a day. Thanks to everyone who worked hard to make this happen, came on as a guest or watched the stream. I’m going to get some sleep.
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