Alex_San 🇨🇦🇷🇴

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@HerbsandDirt Sorry for your loss

Just paid $85 to fill up a Toyota Camry. Not a truck. Not an SUV. A freaking CAMRY. Buckle up.

@whatnowwestern @theabhayd @TonyAshai there are electric motors that don't use rare earth materials

@Alex_San @theabhayd @TonyAshai Now do rare earth minerals. Neodymium, praseodymium, dysprosium, terbium. All sourced over seas, all needed for magnets. Most chips sourced over seas. In 100 years we will still be using gas, probably back to carburetors because rare earths too hard to get

Oil is the real root cause of all the geopolitical trouble. Time to go 💯 Electric.

@ishtwts In ASCII art obv

Startup idea: Ads in terminal Imagine watching an unskipabble 60 seconds ad for running npm install.

@theabhayd @TonyAshai False. You can recharge a battery and recycle it at end of life, you burn oil once

@TonyAshai The moment the world will be shifted to electric, Lithium will become the real root cause of all the geopolitical trouble.

@notfncladvice @JoshKale Oh please do enlighten us 🤣

@JoshKale Typical Teslastan uneducated analysis

Nobody understands how much of a disaster this Rivian <> Uber deal is Rivian lost $3.6 billion last year on 42k deliveries. That's $86,000 of value destruction PER VEHICLE that left their factory. Their solution? Partner with Uber to turn a $58K camping SUV into a robotaxi... to compete with Tesla's Cybercab... YIKES Every 12-18 months, this company finds a new partner to write a check: - Amazon: $1.3B equity + 100K van order - VW: $5.8B joint venture - US DOE: $6.6B loan - Uber: $1.25B robotaxi deal (today) The moment they announced the Uber deal, they admitted they're pushing back profitability AGAIN to fund an autonomy program that can't even handle stoplights. Tesla's Cybercab is purpose built at $25,000 with no steering wheel. The cost per mile math isn't even close. The Uber deal is to deploy 50,000 robotaxis by 2031. Slight problem: The car doesn't exist yet. The factory doesn't exist yet. The autonomy software doesn't exist. Manufacturing is HARD. good luck have fun

@JoshKale but hey, the stonk is up 10% 🤡

@SwipeWright @StoicCraftsman Maybe stop drinking dark roast and you'll discover actual coffee taste

@StoicCraftsman It really accentuates the coffee taste as well. I can tell the difference between slightly different types of dark roasts much better with salt.

Started putting salt in my coffee, and I’m never going back to the before-times. ☕️🧂

@Alisha26221 My mood

Only 1% can answer this correctly. Are you one of them?

@WilliamShatner Captain, the ship will charge faster than you can eat and pee

Who said I was in the majority? 🤷🏼

@Teslarati Both are enough right now

Would you rather have: Faster Charging ⚡️ 🔌 OR Longer Range 🔋 🚗

@WilliamShatner what if I told you you don't need 500 miles per charge

When Tesla’s get to 500 miles per charge; I’ll think about one. BTW there’s an app that allows Waze to work. 🙄 #thinkIdontknow? 🥱😑

@1Nicdar you described every highway in North America

WTF! - Welcome to Florida! 😎 70 MPH speed limit in Florida is less of a rule and more of a polite suggestion that nobody agreed to follow. Too slow? You’re getting tailgated by a lifted Silverado with LED headlights bright enough to interrogate you. Too fast? Doesn’t matter, there’s already a guy in a beat up Altima doing 95 weaving through traffic like he’s late for something extremely illegal. You try to hold a respectable 75. Immediately passed on both sides. One car has no headlights. Another has its hazards on for no reason. Somehow both are going faster than you. And then, out of nowhere, Brake lights. Not gradual. Not polite. Just a full interstate wide decision to stop all traffic flow for 30 seconds. No accident. No construction. No explanation. Just vibes. You finally get moving again and think, "Okay, we’re good." Wrong. It starts to rain. Not normal rain. Florida rain. (IYKYK) The kind that erases the road, your mirrors, your sense of direction, and any belief you had in visibility. Wipers on max, still losing the fight. Meanwhile, someone flies past you doing 85 like they’ve got sonar. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, there’s a gator in a retention pond right next to the highway, watching traffic like it’s judging your driving choices. No toll booth warning. No buildup. Just vibes and consequences. Your GPS says "arrive in 2 hours." Florida says, "Depends, you surviving the storm or the drivers?" And somehow, through all of this … There is STILL someone camping in the left lane going exactly 70 like they’re honoring the Constitution. Welcome to Florida highways. Where speed limits are optional, weather is aggressive, and every drive feels like a group project with people who did not read the instructions.

@niccruzpatane So many sensors, so little software

This new company called Tensor Auto is claiming they’re making the first Level 4 autonomous vehicle that you can personally own. It costs $200,000. 😂 • 37 Cameras • 5 LiDAR Sensors • 11 Radar Units • 22 Microphones • 10 Ultrasonic Sensors • 8 Water-Level Sensors

@WR4NYGov It's weird to need a screwdriver to use a screwdriver

Do you use AI to help write prompts?

@phresh_arrow You're doing it wrong

No one talks enough about how expensive it is to lose weight.

@SeanFraserMP Niiice. You have one horseshoe, now you need 3 more and the horse 👍

Canada is becoming a global destination for space launch—right here in Nova Scotia. 🚀 This $200M investment ensures our sovereign access to space and creates good-paying jobs at home. A strategic alternative to foreign launch sites, right in our own backyard. 🇨🇦

@Osint613 shocking

BREAKING 🔴 Kim Jong-un wins North Korea’s parliamentary elections with 99.93% of the vote.

@Mishi_2210 52

Your brain might say 300, but it isn’t. So what is it?

@ravikiran_dev7 authentication is who you are, authorization is what you're allowed to do

Interviewer: What's the difference between authentication and authorization? (119K devs still get this wrong in interviews)

@CP24 wow, the lab found the meat, so much training needed

Dog at Toronto Pearson Airport helps CBSA seize 22.5 kilos of raw meat from passenger from Egypt cp24.com/local/peel/202…