Alexa Ruble

God rewatches The Bible

Bring back parental controls. Bedtimes. Leap frog. Making your child read for 30 minutes daily and during the summer. No electronics at the dinner table. Completing chores before going outside. Give these kids structure. Something!

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Relationships are so beautiful when you and your partner are actually good friends. You show up together, share inside jokes, talk openly, have fun, and totally vibe like besties. They shouldn’t replace your actual friends but it’s so amazing when the dynamic isn't just romantic.

Charlotte: I just don't feel safe with a witch flying around! Samantha: Honey, if sticking wood between your legs and riding it makes you a witch, then I'm in trouble... Miranda: Why do men always call women with opinions witches? Carrie: Big is moving to Munchkinland.

Liberal women are INSANE. The stuff I've seen them post and their videos have been shocking. They're not living in the same world as us. It's an entirely alternate universe. When Biden won in 2020, I was pretty ticked off. I lost A LOT of money during his presidency, and I said, "Oh well, it's just money. I'll make more." I watched friends lose their careers because the government was forcing them to take a vaccine. These women under absolutely no threat are having full-scale mental breakdowns. They have stirred themselves up into a delusional frenzy. I've never seen hysteria at this level over so little.

I genuinely have no idea what women are talking about when they say they are losing rights??? what rights have you lost? lmao

Just in: Democrats shocked to learn women buy milk and eggs more often than they get abortions.

@EndWokeness If you put up a worthy candidate that’s a women she would win. You can’t put up a candidate that didn’t receive a single vote in the primary and had a 28% approval rating 100 days ago.

I want him to tally the votes for the whole country

Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me.

Read this. Then read it again.

bro we NEED age limits this shit isn’t fair to the american people

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

they don’t make movies like this anymore: