Alex Diedrick
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Alex Diedrick
@AlexanderDied
Writing keeps me sane. Uproxx. UCB. Second City. Fallout fanatic. I like photos of food and my dog Sammy.
Los Angeles, CA Katılım Mart 2011
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Still one of the all-time bests. Much different than the kids movie I thought I was taking my brother to in theaters
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My tiktok FYP has become dogtok. It was only a matter of time
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Dear reps trying to help me reset my passwords: I’m sorry for all the farts and butts
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A whole year of waiting for the right moment. Glorious.
Hammersmith, London 🇬🇧 English
It’s unlikely, but how great would it be if the orange asshat got less electoral votes than Hillary in 2016?
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“Don’t be afraid of Covid”
Yeah I’m sure those 210k people were just too afraid.
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Breonna Taylor is dead and one officer is charged with wanton endangerment and a $15K cash bond. This is how Kentucky feels about black people.
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Mixed feelings about an LA earthquake that would swallow us all up right now. It’s been a year #earthquake
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idiot baby president
Axios@axios
.@jonathanvswan: “Oh, you’re doing death as a proportion of cases. I’m talking about death as a proportion of population. That’s where the U.S. is really bad. Much worse than South Korea, Germany, etc.” @realdonaldtrump: “You can’t do that.” Swan: “Why can’t I do that?”
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THIS IS FAR FROM OVER. STOP BEING IDIOTIC AND JUST WEAR A MASK.
NYT Science@NYTScience
The U.S. Department of Justice is warning about false face mask exemption cards widely spread online by a group called the Freedom to Breathe Agency nyti.ms/2NF25AS
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Didn’t get the LA curfew alert again today. For anyone else in the same boat, it’s at 9pm tonight for now #LACURFEW
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I’m at the point of quarantine where I finish a whole bag of frosted animal crackers in a day. So I guess I was also quarantined from ages 14-20.
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“It’s your monthly rent, Michael. What could it cost? $10?”
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here’s what that one scene in antz would look like in real life
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Another hilarious crossover movie ideas: Under The Tuscan Skin. Just swap in Scarlett Johansson’s alien for Diane Lane #movieideas #wheresmymoviedeal
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@briancgrubb asking the important questions this holiday season uproxx.it/fcyebyc
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