Alexander Ryherd

@Yookay_ @justalexoki Go figure, you own a pitbull lol. Faggot

@justalexoki this is probably my worst tweet, but i honestly can't wait for you and your whole family to perish in a freak car accident. Its weird.

this is probably my worst tweet but i honestly can't wait for our cats to die. ever since we got our kid they've been nothing but a nuisance. all they do is make a mess and cost money. i just don't care for them at all anymore. it's weird

@DrewHLive Not gonna lie, my major goal in life has been to be a father. My woman and I are trying but have some complications medically to take care of first. Got kinda teary eyed last night playimg after she gave me the drawing in the shelter. Great game.

10 hours in Pragmata and my conclusion is this game is best described in one word, wholesome No wonder the woke left hates it

@BlackDumpling I u derstand the sentiment 100% especially as a hi ter and outdoorsman but holy shit, no amount t of hi ter gatherer bullshit or socialism would fix his self made problems lol

I want you to imagine **getting a toothache** during this pre-Capitalism era of bliss.

@NoNonsenseND Explains a lot, I wasnt a genius by any means but I was "advanced" and above my level on many things as a kid and now im exactly what that professor described.

@nolunchdeepweb @0laribiwa True, forgot about that. Haven't watched the series in years. Been trying to get around to the books

@AlexanderR85624 @0laribiwa She barely knew him when they married, she was engaged to his brother who got killed. They were basically strangers when he brought Jon home

Ned: *goes off to fight in Robert's Rebellion* Ned: *comes home with baby Jon* Ned: can we keep him? cat: ... Ned: *goes off to fight in the Greyjoy Rebellion* Ned: "comes home with nine-year-old Theon* Ned: can we keep him? Cat: at least it's not your kid this time Ned: *goes off to execute criminal* Ned: *comes home with six direwolf puppies* Ned: Can we keep them?

@ThrillaRilla369 $5-$10 thats it.

You're eating out and the bill is $74 - what are you tipping? Be honest, I'm trying to prove a point.

@GigaBasedDad Nah fuck you weird ass foodies, I pay for a steak im gonna eat it how I want and if that means I fancy some steak sauce on it im gonna use it. Fucking weirdos probably bring your own steak knives to the resteraunt too 🤣

Steak sauce should be a crime.

@GreenTextRepost Not sure if its better but Jack Cooper and BT

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@nostalgiafkninc OP forgot cowboys from hell existed

“Hell, I got a lot of friends” “I don’t”

@SeverusChud Game looks pretty cool. Looked like they Frankensteined mechanics from the newer monster hunters and the old lost planet games together. Haven't played it yet but my brother says its awesome. Especially for 59.99 which is a damn bargain for AAA now

Pragmata is destroying years of leftist programming and activating women's ovaries in real time

@reddit_lies Similar things from the last story happened to my little brother. He was abused by a teacher physically and mentally, they fucked with him constantly. Got him medicated, got him helf back... it was terrible.

The quotes to this post are right-wingers recounting extremely valid grievances they have of female elementary teachers abusing them or people they knew.

@bigjimbocuz @5am1am_6 One tank probably isnt gonna cause problems anyway. Just dont hammer the shit out of it and add some booster

@5am1am_6 Finish with premium. Add some of this. Shut up. The way he’s acting, I thought she put Diesel in at first.

I honestly thought she was joking until I saw the pump. 😭 Ladies, help me out here—is "gas is just gas" a universal thing, or am I overreacting? ​I’m standing there watching 93 octane dreams turn into 87 octane nightmares. He said it’s a high-compression motor, she said it’s a $6 fill-up. Now we’re stuck at the station contemplating life, liberty, and the pursuit of a siphon pump. ​Who’s in the wrong here? ​Him for being a "technical" drama queen. ​Her for trying to be helpful but almost nuking the engine. ​ Drop your wildest gas station stories below because I need to know we aren’t the only ones.

@GannicusIi @Rothmus To be fair, thats all the original series was lol

@Rothmus I mean when the trailers were just basically Malcom crying and screaming all the time i figured it was going to be retarded.

To the surprise of absolutely no one.

@__o_r_a_c_l_e_ @En_chinaNews Thats the most nig shit I've ever heard

@En_chinaNews A certain Country police would have called for back up, on siren and start yelling “put ur hand behind your back” causing more panic! Their citizens will be here calling this video Chinese propaganda!

A Dutch blogger was traveling by motorcycle in Xinjiang, but was stopped by Chinese police… Due to having no mobile signal, translation software could not be used, and the situation became tense for a while. Fortunately, the guide showed up in time, and only then did they learn the real purpose of the police stop. It turned out it was merely to confirm their route, but the result was that their GPS navigation was completely wrong—if not for the police guidance, they might have been led deep into the desert…

@xym11336600 Go figure, pitbulls

孩子是多么的无助，公共场合狗要牵上绳子。听惯了那句话“我家的狗不咬人”

@Rebels_Raiders $180 on car insurance? I pay that for full coverage on a truck and a side by side all together. You people just wreck a lot or something? Otherwise spot on.

How am I supposed to pay: $1,900 rent $300 power $120 water $200 internet $180 car insurance $95 artisan GØÄT feed $260 in OnlyFans $750 Rare Fish Bill EVERY MONTH while making $17.76/hr???

@DrClownPhD Atleast he didnt do sumo. That would have been unfathomably gay

On a scale of 1 to 10, how ghey was this deadlift?

@GigaBasedDad Last man standing, shifting gears, i guess the modern family...

Can you name a single one?

@BowTiedYukon Some room service guy is watching from the lobby sweating bullets right now with your beer im his belly 🤣🤣🤣

Came back our rooms from the water park with my youngest, older 2 sons left earlier Grabbed a Diet Coke from the fridge and noticed 2 cans of beer missing. 2 more missing from the fridge in their adjoining room Both had no idea where they went So they are doing bear crawls on the beach until someone confesses, rats & they both puke