Lex,Esq.💙✨

I just cannot! Im so blessed!🤍

I miss them old lifetime movies.

I spent 18 years getting up for school at 6am just to have kids & realize I have to do it again for another 18 years 😭😭😭😭😭

The amount of laundry you’ve gotta do

Ngl growing up we was some walking mfs😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I unfollowed someone for saying they hate blueberry muffins do not fck around with me please

Don't everrrrrrrrrrrrrrr forget the tremendous privilege that it is to be healthy, to have a job and food. Don't minimize it, nor ever lose sight of it. And above all, be grateful for it.

my biggest problem is that I always have something to buy

What a time to be alive when these dropped.

the oldest sister is more stricter than the actual parents

Idk about y’all, but as a millennial… I’m exhausted. Recessions, pandemics, wars, job market instability… enough, please.

as a millennial manager, please keep your PTO reasoning to yourself. just give me the dates.

Either you want me to attend meetings or get my actual work done. I can't do both.

“Don’t piss me off” is my favorite phrase

I don't know how Microsoft isn't embarrassed by how bad the search functionality is in Outlook. I could be looking for something from YESTERDAY and it'll be like "nope never heard of that email try again"

james baldwin was so right when he said you think you’re alone and then you pick up a book and realise someone else has felt the same way as you and managed to find a language for it. the realest shit

I've used dark mode so much that a white screen physically repulses me

I'd rather drink the water from a tin of tuna than be asked to share a fun fact about myself as an icebreaker during a team building activity at work.

Me pretending this is my first time hearing the tea because I can't expose my source

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

i grew up on Cheaters, Maury & First 48. i know when sht ain't adding up