Alexis Phelps

When you tryna put sheets on the bed

as soon as it hits 5 pm now

The GREAT Bobby Bowden, one of the best coaches EVER in College Football, on his full recovery from Covid-19 “....America is the greatest country this side of heaven. I’ve had a chance to get a lot of wins in my life, but I really wanted to win this one because I wanted....

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP.

Every dude on tiktok looks like this 😭

Bring back Vine

Nobody: Somebody uncle later today

bringing back weird memories from elementary school: A THREAD

casually shopping for my academy clothes and stumble upon our old “singer” friend jed. looks like the bachelorette didn’t sky rocket his career the way he planned...

Nobody: Every episode of ANTM between 2003-2012:

my paycheck

@magicmikejoness like mom like daughter

I sleep on top of my covers with an extra blanket so I don’t have to make my bed in the morning.. it’s weird. I know.

This one damn near broke me

@fsu that one hill by the chick fil a up to suwannee

T-Pain: “IMMA BUY YOU A DRANK!” Me: twitter.com/Vjollnir/statu…