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Mike Jones

@ooooitsmagic

don’t take it all so seriously • treat humans like humans

Katılım Kasım 2010
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Mike Jones@ooooitsmagic·
When I shart my pants tomorrow everyone remind me it’s bc I ate 6 @tacobell tacos in under 15 minutes thank you
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@dunkindonuts tired of getting cups of milk when ordering one singular cream in a coffee w espresso… no one wants coffee that looks like sand 🤢🤢
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Also @elonmusk I’ve had 80% the same feed for the past 4 days - please spice up my algorithm or I’ll call you a cissy
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Mike Jones@ooooitsmagic·
@dunkindonuts why is it so hard for y’all to follow a drink order !!! 1 singular cream does not mean my drink should look like sand !!!!!!
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Blondieee@suchahippieeee·
Rihanna pregnant or am I disrespectful??
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Lil Wayne WEEZY F@LilTunechi·
Pls do me a favor and don’t call or text me I don’t want talk.
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zdeňka
zdeňka@lostinjpnz·
imagine you’re having and operation and your doctor is like “wait just let me post this bereal before i amputate your leg”
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Mike Jones@ooooitsmagic·
Need a hand gesture stronger than the middle finger
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Rosie Baby 🌹
Rosie Baby 🌹@emrose412·
If anybody wants to run away from their issues… I have a passport and $5 I’m ready to join you lmao
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felicia
felicia@Felicia_stovall·
not feeling very party in the USA right now
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✞ Kas ✞
✞ Kas ✞@KasieTrahan·
We need the old sun back this new one taking his job too serious
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Dan Carney
Dan Carney@DanManCarney·
Buzz Lightyear? More like buzzed off a light beer amiright
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Mike Jones@ooooitsmagic·
square root of 69 is 8 somethin
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Mike Jones@ooooitsmagic·
why does Dunkin have to be so inconsistent 💔💔
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Gail Walden
Gail Walden@GailWalden6·
I do not understand but I disagree
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