Alexis Peake

One thing I will never relate to is housewives in shows coming home and grabbing the half drank bottle of wine. ~half~

Can’t get enough of these two (most days) 😂

@rrodriquezIII I would off myself

I love me some Taylor but NO ..I would not enjoy this 😂😭

Wish I could go back to LA with nick peake and listen to reggae from sun up to sun down. Cali vibes 🤍

I don't ever want to see these shoes on my beaches.

I’ve been manifesting seeing Eminem surprise guest at a concert I’m at for YEARS. You could not have ever convinced me it was going to be Ed Sheeran. I’m so jealous 😭😭😭

sometimes a sandwich with pesto in it is enough to stop the voices

@EMdocinabox @GrrlMD @thatERguy Espresso and tonic is the new pre workout

This dude just walked into the gym with whole ass Starbucks order 🤔 frappe and squats? @GrrlMD @thatERguy

@Brefka32 👀 call em out

IAN JAMES?????????? #OutlanderAtMidnight

@Theezos I’m so sorry for your loss Zoë, sending you so much love!!!

On Wednesday, Grey and I had to rush home from WI to take our sweet boy Toph to the vet. His heart was failing and we had to put him to sleep. We weren't supposed to lose him this soon and we are so very sad. We love you so much and are grateful you're no longer hurting.

Hi yes I’d like to order the 72 hour coma please with the Tempur-pedic add on and white noise. Thank you

@bethanyshondark Literally no one fucking cared or asked you where you got your godamn ice cream from. Get a fucking hobby.

Was walking around yesterday with my kids and we wanted to get ice cream. I stood outside a Ben & Jerry’s and googled if they were still having Israel issues. But then I saw this tweet pop up on Google and was like nah, ✌️. Found another ice cream spot. nypost.com/2023/07/05/ben…

@nrherzog @bethanyshondark Omggg and they look so cute and happy 😭😭 people are fucking miserable

One of my favorite dress shops- a modest old fashioned linen company- featured a man modeling their dresses. They’re down 1,000 followers and the comments are a dumpster fire for them. I truly do not understand what they expected. Who do they think their audience is?

@peeeyyy Lmaooo right!!! Like so cringe

@Alexissonfire I could not agree more!!! One year our fantasy football punishment was almost to do a stand up and I had such bad secondhand embarrassment for anyone and absolutely couldn’t vote for it lol

I’m gonna say something a little controversial, I hate stand up comedy. It feels so forced and I never think it’s funny