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No shots on goal for two hours after the fifth minute, averaged about two passes a minute, one of the most shameful cowardly performances ever seen in a Champions League final. Played for penalties and got what they deserved.

🚨BREAKING: Max Dowman is now the youngest gimp to ever lose the UCL final!

"Stand up if you hate Tottenham" has most of the stadium on their feet at West Ham United. Leeds United singing "stand up if you're going down" puts everyone on their seats again. Premier League final day live coverage: bit.ly/4dMQ9Zv

@Jayoconnor8 I saw my wife having sex with my best friend in my swimming pool on the same day I discovered my farther stealing my shares.dg

@Kish_P14 If I was a gambling man (I am) I would be putting a decent chunk on us winning the league next season for the simple fact that we probably won’t be better value for a long while

De Zerbi with a pre season, transfer window and no European football 😍 Title charge?

Tottenham since signing Peppa Pig

@Skooch It’s the TV equivalent of those AI fruit clips where the Apple woman cheats on her Apple husband with a Banana, absolute hot garbage

The more of Euphoria Season 3 that I watch the more it feels like a massive fuck you to everyone and everything around it. Every other scene is some barely disguised fetish, piss, shit, puke or a combination out of the four. Most characters don't act like themselves at all and the actual dramatic plot points seem to spawn at random for audience retention once the writers feel like viewers are getting tired of pig shit and dicks again. The cinematography and direction is also WAY too pretentious. Clearly made for tiktok edits and out of context shit posts where Cassie is twerking on Nate while crying at their wedding for another viral moment. It's genuinely just fucking slop and i'm in the trough eatin that shit up like the pathetic lil piggy i am.

@jimmy__mcintosh Song’s on spotify, listened to it a scary amount of times already

Sometimes you’ve got hold your hands up and say: fair play

@mickeyhoohaa Celebrity fan in vintage shirt: “Arsenal. The Arsenal. The Gunners. We’re not just a football club…” Ian Wright, serving chips for some reason: “We’re a family.” Calafiori in a pub: “From The North Bank…” Russo: “To the Clock End” Mamdani, in NYC: “These streets are our own.”

I truly believe that the club’s failure to back the Pochettino project, to build around one of the most talented groups of players we’ve probably ever had, fundamentally broke the soul of everything. ENIC showed who they were at that time, and have never suggested otherwise.

Former Tottenham CEO Scott Munn, speaking to football360.com.au "History shows it has been 17 managers in 20 years - for me it's about actions along with the results. If you are with a club and you don't win anything, then that's a pretty important measure. I remember a CFG board meeting, and (Manchester City) had finished second in the Premier League the year before. The Chairman - Khaldoon Al-Mubarak - started the meeting by saying that wasn't acceptable! That was instilled in everything we did in the club. I didn't have that same feeling at Spurs. At that level, the margin for error is so small that culture and mentality can be the difference between three points on a Saturday. " Via - @simonhill1894 #THFC #SPURS #COYS #TOTTENHAM

This just an absolutely insane thing to say isn’t it? It’s true of course, but it appears to have massively set the tone for the season. Very strange bloke.

Mauricio Pochettino has been sacked by @SpursOfficial. He helped the club to punch massively above their weight for years. Good luck with finding a better replacement....ain’t gonna happen.

@Jack_Doyle82 Yet he’s not wrong

Arguably the worst take I’ve ever heard

@iamjustapeater I started a creatine loading phase just over a year ago and 4 days later I had to have my appendix taken out. Not entirely sure if the two were connected but it felt so and I haven’t touched the stuff since.

Sometimes I’ll have the thought that I should take creatine, but then when I go to take it I have a very strong aversion to it, like a gut feeling that I shouldn’t take it. I’m not sure why.

@BioavailableNd What are your thoughts on those pop up sauna’s available on the market? Are they mostly counterproductive considering they’re comprised of synthetic materials?

My favourite mitochondrial optimizer.

@reshadrahman @TheAthleticFC @SpursOfficial

🚨 Xavi to @TheAthleticFC: “I want to return as coach again. I’d like a good project — something like a ‘you have four years to work and make a project’ type of thing. I would love to work in the Premier League..” #FCB 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿💼

@neilstoner85 @MarkHog78115067 @hbrooks_coach In the stadium today I watched Bergvall and Kolo Muani stand on the touchline for a number of minutes throughout multiple stoppages as coaches passed on details to them via notes and tactics boards whilst the game was visibly slipping away from us on the field. Very strange.

@MarkHog78115067 @hbrooks_coach It’s great shout. Way too much detail and structure.

Standards of football have dropped off a cliff. It’s an entertainment. Or it’s supposed to be. How many teams and players do you watch nowadays where you get off your seats? People are saying this has been a good game. Eh?! I can’t think of a single genuine chance on goal created apart from Bentancurs goal from a cut back header. You’re a spectator. You’re allowed to want to be entertained.

From Chelsea at home NYD 2015 to City away 2022 I have seen this exact performance countless times. The level is and has been so high for so many years and it’s rarely dropped. I think he’s been the best player in the world for a lot longer than people realise.