Ali Copeman

An activist who sent a hoax letter calling for a petroleum conference to be postponed, has been found guilty on two forgery-related charges. stuff.co.nz/national/crime…

Some people work tirelessly without making a song and dance about it. I tweet about it #PCOLife

That feeling when you've been working around the clock and are the only person in the world that works so hard #PCOLife

@IanTLS You Sir, are incredible.

Made it over 200 days in Wordle, still keeping the 100% win rate.

How do I use Google? Asking for my adult daughter in the hope of invoking sympathy and attention.

I am my adult daughter’s social media account. #verified

Don't come on twitter and complain then not expect to be challenged when there are gaps in your argument. That right is only reserved for me. #blocked

@richardboock By that what you are really thinking of us is *me* when I was sick on a volleyball trip and received injections #alwayslookonthealiside

am thinking of the late nz cricketer matt poore, who was bitten by a stray dog during the ‘55 tour of india and had to receive anti-rabies injections in his stomach every day for the following two weeks. apparently didn’t even ask what was in them…

Who needs Dr Google when I have Dr Twitter? #lookatme

Even in the tragedy of someone dying from COVID-19 I am able to see the silver lining of being able to tweet and put myself in the centre of attention. #dunnerstunner

@IanTLS Your microchips are interfering with my 5G

Huh. FB friend (who has been going on quite the tangent of late 😕) posted the screenshot of the inferred consent page from the AU immunisation handbook asking if we had an equivalent. I posted a link and screenshot. Notice it disappeared yesterday. Apparently I was bad?

Don’t be that muppet.

As a former high performance athlete in several sports I am over qualified to give expert opinion on #Tokyo2020

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Forget old people dying. What about me? During my life I have almost died around 100 times. #truefax odt.co.nz/news/dunedin/s…

@southernscoop Not good

Another teenager attacked at Dunedin's bus hub stuff.co.nz/national/crime…

@southernscoop Good

Killer doctor Venod Skantha has conviction appeal dismissed stuff.co.nz/national/crime…

Abhorrent, but a good legal result. Wellington man convicted of rape after 'stealthing' - removing the condom during sex.

Haters gonna hate. As for me, I love me and make sure that everyone knows it.

Hello Twitter! What are we getting fake outraged about today?