Alistair Gorrie

@GNev2 @Carra23 Genuinely can’t work out what the question is

Are Chelsea nearer to a PL title than United or Liverpool? (obviously next season) Just watching last night and Sunday’s United game with the respective benches who is further away?

@LobSquash @PSAWorldTour Still, absolutely crushing it mate 👏🏽

139 months, 556 weeks it took me to get inside the top 20…. 7 DAYS it took me to drop outside it 👀 What a ride @PSAWorldTour 😆

@Kloppholic Your chat is so poor these days. What happened?

@BBCMOTD Horseshit. Ali over Ramsdale every day.

What do you make of this? #BBCFootball #PFAawards

@Kloppholic Liverpool fan here btw but you need to chill a little 😂

@LisaAitken1 @crawfordsquash 100% missed Nige and Hannah’s games 😂

@LisaAitken1 @crawfordsquash 😂 Pretty sure I missed a match or two of yours as a result!

@pressjournal This is a really bizarre headline

A drink-driver was caught almost three times the legal limit on his way home from Azerbaijan – despite usually carrying his own breathalyser. ow.ly/roMo50PtS8y

@crawfordsquash Girl has a point 😂

@DarylSelby Outta nowhere! Just remember to continue to dislike Westwood and Poulter… The two of them became unbearable in the past 12 months!

One of the craziest things I’ve seen within sport in my lifetime. As a big golf fan I’ve been watching this play out and just didn’t see this coming whatsoever. The players that were loyal to the PGA tour are now the ones who have been well and truly stitched..

@crawfordsquash That’s a mad, mad pace!

@SoVeryBritish Piers Morgan and Prince Harry

Which two Brits would you like to see in a boxing match?

@crawfordsquash Yeah but he’s great for the game remember 😂

@crawfordsquash Are you shitting us?!?

@murdo_fraser Mad that you haven’t decided to delete this

Pound is now higher against the dollar than it was at close on Friday. And higher against the Euro than it was 5 years ago. Talk of a ‘crisis’ is hyperbolic nonsense.

@LobSquash That’s outstanding 😂

Seriously though, Greg. What the actual

@crawfordsquash I made it all the way through, have a full-time job, oh and 5 kids! This probably puts me in the “loser” category?

@LiamKerrMSP @LiamKerrMSP I have someone who would like to discuss this subject with you. Can you DM please?

If the government wants to set stringent targets, it has to put in the work to meeting them too but as it stands, we have grand talk of a ban on petrol and diesel cars, but an infrastructure to replace them that is woefully inadequate. sundaypost.com/fp/ministers-d…

@lyalldp @PSAWorldTour SCENES! If only camera phones has been a thing back then

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