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fuck it here is a 28 page episode of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia I wrote. Probably the best thing I’ve ever written and I want someone to enjoy it.
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alice hamilton
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alice hamilton
@AliceRHamilton
misandrist comedian ♥️🖤🤍💚 gun violence is the solution to domestic violence.
Los Angeles, CA Katılım Kasım 2016
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@anjietida And we are so sorry for the rest of you that have fried all the nerve endings in your vagina with high powered sex toys and now regular human touch is no longer enough to get you to orgasm.
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I’m so happy for the 50 women in the whole world that cum from penetrative sex tbh
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This was Hind Rajab on her 5th birthday.
Today would have been her 8th birthday.
📷 Wesam Hamada
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3yo told the state licensing agent “Mrs. Hamilton has lots of guns!” during a random inspection of my mom’s in-home daycare center
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3yo told a stranger at the gas station I let him drink gasoline as a baby
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wigs look better in low definition. 4k reveals the lace, the plastic sheen of the hair, and every pour on your face.
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It actually never once occurred to me (I know! I knowwww!) that Michael Jackson was wearing wigs, I just thought he had a dedicated silk presser—but this lace…
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I thought this was fake but actually it’s real
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A beekeeper in Massachusetts has been arrested after unleashing an entire swarm of bees on police officers who were trying to evict an elderly cancer patient from his home. Over 1000 bees died in the struggle, and one officer had to be hospitalized for bee-related injuries.
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we talk a lot about John Brown (shout out) and we should be talkin about Joe Pullen, a sharecropper who shot his debt holder. He then ambushed the white mob that came after him, killin and injuring 18 of em in a seven hour gun fight before being shot and killed.
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@Aameridoll @olewackbitch @collectdust I think being born with a small dick in this society is a very difficult hand to be dealt in life.
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there’s straight women who don’t care as long as he’s nice. I know of two guys with a micro and they’re both married.
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how do men cope with having really small dicks like genuinely
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@Aameridoll @olewackbitch @collectdust I’m more than happy to shoot a man dead with my gun if need be. I don’t feel great about small dick jokes. plus they’re extremely hacky imo. like poop jokes. just not for me.
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@AliceRHamilton @olewackbitch @collectdust This makes no sense. When men hink women are evil, they make rape jokes.
Put this to bed.
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@Aameridoll @olewackbitch @collectdust lmao 😭 vast majority of men are evil but you’ll still never catch me making small dick jokes.
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@bigbootydee901 @trilllqueen Idk a couple licks and he bust? seems easy
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@AliceRHamilton @trilllqueen I can't imagine how that would be true.
Trying to find and suck a micro sounds like an AWFUL time.
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@naansequitur @GoonerVsBurner they went to jr high and high school together. kid had a micro. but he was really nice and friendly
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@AliceRHamilton @GoonerVsBurner I don’t really think you can base anything on jr high. He may not have hit puberty yet.
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@AliceRHamilton They don’t even gotta be nice. I know one that’s terrorizing my friend 😭
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@AliceRHamilton But what can you really do with a micro .. except give head
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@AloreScott @relicofvannjane it’s not for everyone 😅🤷🏽♀️ but some women can work around it
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@AliceRHamilton @relicofvannjane I mean, I get it. But.... *hard* disagree 🤭
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@slutdragon__ @relicofvannjane you’re not supposed to have your phone in class kiddo log off
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@AliceRHamilton @relicofvannjane Penetration does little for you if you have a canyon for a hole
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