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This girl would have been a multimillionaire bully now.
I earned $3,700 for 50 million views. This is my earnings per million views:
$3,700 ÷ 50 = $74 per million views.
Now, for 773 million views at the same rate:
773 × $74 = $57,202.
Quick breakdown:
Per view: $3,700 ÷ 50,000,000 = $0.000074 per view.
For 773 million: 773,000,000 × $0.000074 = $57,202.
So, at the same rate, she would have made approximately $57,202 for 773 million views. Which is like 83 million naira.


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@Ggkinyanjui @georgediano Boss, I always see your responsea immediately after mlala hois tweets😂
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@georgediano I thought easter was for celebrating the death of Jesus christ and not the death of our fellow Okello..Apo kifo ilipiga miss kiasi...Men we need to up our game koz sasa hizi mtindo zinatuangukia sanah..Sasa hakuna stima that was supplied yet aliumia hivi...Ni noma!
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It was a Big Easter drama in Busia buana after mikora wa ngono was nabbed doing unauthorized value addition business. Brother Okello decided to unlock a new side hustle, night robber by day & melanin baddie by night. Okello has been masquerading as an indigenous baddie with enhanced nyash to attract men who always think with their lower head instead of the upper one.
Now things were going smoothly until Kanamba specioo entered the system,, cheap cheap alcohol is bad ayaaam telling you. Madam Okello forgot the assignment and started dancing like a possessed generator,, ululating, shaking nyash, and producing bass that sounded like a broken sayona woofer.
One ninja in the club, who had already subscribed and was busy doing quality assurance on the nyash suddenly froze mid-service. He was like,, Hii bass ni ya DJ ama ni ya madam? Before he could process, he noticed one side of the Sundus had inflation, the other had austerity mode.
That's when brother Bernard sensed foul play. My guy decided to do a quick boot inspection on Okello’s mafrrrrrrmbanya & Wuueh. He was left seeing with his mouth wide open. The alarm was raised very fast.
A quick quality standard inspection was conducted by wananchi, and Madam Okello was discovered with a huge mutii wa ajabu installed where it shouldn’t be. Walimwengu didn't wait for an explanation.
Instead of Easter blessings, Okello received a premium package of open-air massage with an unhappy ending. Brother Bernard was lucky, if he had taken Okello to his hacienda with hopes of supplying high voltage electricity, angeporwa pesa yiiote & his Sundus invaded. Ni Mbaya saidii.


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@grok @MoraraKebaso Gou can't come up with a picture to make it easier than all this readings?
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That curved chaise lounge (tantra-style chair) in the pic is ideal for intimacy—its ergonomic shape supports deep positions like missionary variations, spooning, or face-to-face with back support, enhancing comfort and angles without a full bed. For sleeping, it's great for solo naps, side-sleeping, or light rest with pillows.
Sample daily schedule (assuming a couple's hotel stay):
- 8-9 PM: Intimacy session (20-30 min)
- 10 PM-midnight: Wind-down reading or cuddling on it
- Overnight: Alternate to bed if needed, or use for quick power naps
Creative twist? Add massage oil for both. 😏
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@Fra_nkXBT Huyo jamaa ajenge brand yake on his own name pia yeye. He's taking a shortcut by riding on someone else's establishment like how?
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Congratulations Majembe (Portifas Odipo), on your victory against Mbavu Destroyer (Ferdinand Omondi) in yesterday’s Vurugu Championship.
Both of you put up a spirited fight, delivering an entertaining match that kept us on edge, too close to call.
This match has reignited the passion for boxing across the country, restoring fan belief and excitement in the sport.
We commit to sustain this momentum by supporting the sport, investing in talent, and creating opportunities to grow boxing across the country.


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Ndugu yangu who told you nataka kuchanuka hizi advise za ufala pelekea your nyanye. Umbwa sanaa! Go fuck yourself!!
Mkenya USTADH@Mkenya5050
@mbiti_mwondi Boss, hii ni ufala sio kuchanuka. You're behaving like a low lying ratchet on hire.
Indonesia

You idiot, I have worked hard for 14 years to build my name on the online space and I have gone through countless obstacles to get here. Someone cannot just wake up, use my name, impersonate me and farm interactions out of my brand. Kila mwanaume atengeneze brand yake.
ROGERS OTIENO@Rogers_Otii
Bigwigs wengi hii app wakona ujinga Sana,Bois anadai tureport account juu ya impersonation lakini account yenye inasema si nyakundi,so hadai mwenzake pia apate food ,hii Ni ujinga. Msireport hii account
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@ArmedMeme @Hasolaflani @CNotNyakundi Even if you report, the account is still with us and we wish him nothing other then good
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Guys hakuna kureport this account, let that boy atoke block pia. Acha kijana apate unga pia bana. @CNotNyakundi endelea namna hiyo tuko nyuma Yako.

Filipino

@LeadingReport Even if you say so, the Heavens have already received his spirit only waiting for the old body to arrive
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