Alkali

@brachiibear @BurgerKingUK Nah. Fake job. You got the wrong size on Ebay bro.

@Alkali1979 @BurgerKingUK It did fit...a few weeks ago... Shrunk in the wash?

The reality of having a job @BurgerKingUK and getting so FAT nothing fits you anymore. But you guys dont want me to stop 😏

@Matty7202 That's a nappy??

Time to lay down in bed who’s gonna come snuggle me?

@Jimmy55544 Sides are just guys with erectile dysfunction or IBS 😆

A faggot can take 10-50 cocks a day or more & I won’t call it a slut or shame it for that. Its primary function is to take cocks & make them cum. More is better. No shame in that. I will shame it for getting pissed in, eating garbage etc & it likes when I humiliate it like that.

@hornyscot97 You can't pull? Even on Grindr? Bro!

Trying to get a fuck on fabguys or grindr is like pulling all my teeth out

@ChuckS481 @connors_pole Male menopause

@connors_pole I'm not just a bottom I'm a greedy little bottom who does whatever the fck wants with my arsehole for my own enjoyment and the top can go fck himself if he don't like it... who do you like those apples Conner!!! 😅😂🤣😅😂🤣

i’ve taken shits bigger than that dick

I wish I was one of those gay guys whose job is go to gym and have coke addiction

@Irysluvs He still looks great!

Oh no a british man in his fifties looks older than he did thirty odd years ago 💔💔💔

@onsoft2 Too big to smash I'd get him to jiggle though

Alvaro matxinbarrena is cute 🥰 are You smashing?

Men with beards are such sluts

@bigboytroy96 That would be just sitting in traffic?

Normalize straight pride

Yes, I've had the odd complaint, Butt on the hole I've been a saint 🐙 🧙‍♀️

@HardmanCasey Total bottom vibes 😆

Moving is so hard! All I want to do is rest 😏

@ndreoid Public flashing at your age?

Chi l’avrebbe detto nel Kent c’è una spiaggia di Ignudi

@DonThompso1715 You look simple with your tongue out like that

Love my tounge

@chase_blount Was it held in a toilet cubicle?

My first executive board meeting tonight as chairman 💼

I look masc4masc asf here

@joshprolly Male eating disorder

Nothing tastes as good as skinny 🧘🏻