AllThingsToon

@nobleisawinner He’s worked whole life to have his own house and do what he wants. Don’t like it shut ya blinds

BE brutally HONEST here WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON??? Is this guy in this picture OK with you?? Someone’s story: “To my neighbor who thinks mowing the lawn SHIRTLESS in a family neighborhood is totally normal. I've already contacted the authorities. This isn't a beach. It's not a gym. It's a residential street where families live and kids are outside all the time. I don't care if it's 90 degrees out - PUT A SHIRT ON! Basic standards and common courtesy still exist for a reason. Broad daylight. Front yard. Acting like this is completely acceptable behavior” Then he asks: “Am I crazy for thinking there should be at least some level of decency in shared spaces, or are we just throwing social norms out the window now? your thoughts?”

@NUFCTalkRadio Schar, woltemade keep Willock wissa sell Osula loan Ramsdale send back

🚨 Chronicle reporting - 6 Newcastle players are reportedly playing for their futures with 7 games left of the season. #NUFC Ramsdale (27) - Buy? Schar (34) - Release? Willock (26) - Sell? Osula (22) - Sell? Wissa (29) - Loan/Sell? Woltemade (24) - Keep? Which players would you want to keep for next season?

@TheGriftReport Can we cut her down to once a month, she boring as shit

Lorraine Kelly is feeling “lost and flat” after brutal ITV cost-cutting has left her struggling with life without her long-term team. Her show has been slashed to just 30-minute episodes and will only air for 30 weeks a year instead of 52. Several close colleagues, including stand-in presenters Ranvir Singh and Christine Lampard, have been axed. The 66-year-old is facing the longest time off TV in her entire 40-year career. A source said her old team was like a “second family” and she’s now “pining” for them.

@NUFCBlogcouk That’s his level

@NormanBrennan Hope they find the bloke and do him for racist attack hate crime on smacking the lad before you even get to the damage he’s done

BREAKING NEW; A Youth standing outside a food outlet in Leeds is sucker punched in an unprovoked attack & was Instantly knocked spark out; I’ve dealt with families who have lost a loved out to one punch homicide; complete & utter wankers who do this👇🤷‍♂️🙄

@Nufc2Everything Anyone heard the interview what longstaff did and said his eyes were opened about nutrition when the toon is once a week and Leeds you have a nutritionist in every day

A man Eddie Howe said was hard to replace and was hard to sell. Can’t get a game for Leeds. Hasn’t started a league game in 10. Fucking open you’re eyes Howe out #NUFC

@XiThice Old traffords falling down so maybe not there. Look at teams like Southampton and Leeds Utd who never really go, this is the away day they dream off

Who else thinks the FA Cup semi-finals shouldn't be at Wembley? They should be played at neutral grounds like Old Trafford, Anfield, Villa Park, or St James' Park, leaving the final as a Wembley exclusive!

@TrumpsHurricane Can’t feed the kids you should have kept ya legs shut.. can’t feed them don’t breed them

A Black woman with 6 kids says she doesn't know what she'll do without foodstamps. Says her family will starve without government assistance.. What’s your reaction to her ?? x.com/White_Pr1me/st…

@oelma__ Buy another

If your Muslim neighbor says you must get rid of your dog to respect Islam, what would you do?

@Magpie24_7 No we don’t

Yeah, Newcastle United absolutely need to make this lad a Premier League number 1 GK in the summer.... #NUFC

@HenryFrank02 Good wish we had this in the uk

🚨BREAKING: Airports are becoming ICE checkpoints. Did you vote for that? A. Huge Yes B. No

@RadioGenoa Whilst the cameras there otherwise they wave them off

French police puncture boats carrying asylum seekers heading to Britain.

@AntiWokeMemes That’s what you call an invasion

Muslims declare, “From Dearborn to New York, one nation under ALLAH!" Should these people be deported immediately?? 🚨

@Arsenal Karma for dropping out of internationals.

Our FA Cup journey ends here. Attentions turn to Sporting CP on Tuesday.

@S0uthernGe0rdie Which Murphy

1 down….8 to go. The change is coming, be prepared for a lot of upset happy clappers. Trippier ✅ Pope Ramsdale Krafth Schar 😭 Willock Murphy Osula Wissa #NUFC

@TyneBridge1990 @SkySports_Keith One bad apple who doesn’t want to be there and not have the right attitude will spoil a bunch

🚨 🎯 Matt Targett on Newcastle/Middlesbrough: 🗣️ “It was really important to me that I could come here (Middlesbrough) and prove I can play a full season with no injuries. 🗣️ “I had a chat with Eddie (Howe) in January and he was so understanding about my situation, so I thank him for that. He knew it was beneficial for me…that I wanted to keep playing. 🗣️ “The future? I’m not sure to be honest. I believe I’m done at Newcastle so that chapter is closed. 🗣️ “Hopefully we get promoted here (at Boro) and there will be a contract for me…but if not I’ve played as much as I can this season so I’ll assess my options.” #UTB #NUFC

@Nufc2Everything You do realises Eddie doesn’t run the club and there is bosses above him ffs

Trippier gone Sales of Tonali & Tino pending 💰 Sacking of Howe 👏 New training ground sponsor Hopkinson and Wilson taking the next step and it’s brilliant. Fixing Eddie’s mess finally #NUFC

@TouchlineX Never has been to start with

🚨 𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗘 𝗢𝗥 𝗙𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗘: Virgil van Dijk is NO LONGER the best centre back in the world.

@TyneBridge1990 @SkySports_Keith What would you rather him do make him come back and turn the atmosphere bad and horrendous for the whole team. Behave

@AllThingsToon3 @SkySports_Keith Aye cause that's the kind of decisions a CEO makes isn't it ? Eddie Said himself he had spoken to target and he wanted to stay at Boro. A ruthless manager would've said "well we need you here mate and we're paying your considerable wages"

@Neccccy Dogs

Which one do you choose?