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@JasonWright1912 @SprinterPress A truly impressive level of expertise: the less knowledge of Belarus there is, the more confident the conclusions become. It looks more like reasoning driven by ideological clichés.

@SprinterPress The imaginary president is Lukashenko, Putin’s puppet dictator of misfortunate Belarus. Abject colony again.

At the meeting in Kyiv, the imaginary president of the beautiful Belarus of the future intends to discuss issues of global security, climate change, and recipes for making cutlets

@SprinterPress It looks like even cutlets are a task beyond her capabilities.

@HavryshkoMarta You said it perfectly

Tsikhanouskaya in Kyiv. They’re giving her a tour around Lukyanivka — showing her what Belarus might’ve looked like if she had become president and dragged the country into a West's proxy war 😉

@ElonMuskAOC Nicki asked: “Is it always that huge?” Elon said: “Only when there’s a proper launch.”

Nicki said I have a big rocket She’s not wrong Starship is massive

@ScenarioOfElon First I’ll eat a little cake, then I’ll check my bank account. You never know… maybe money likes sweets too. And if my balance didn’t grow, at least the sugar boosted my mood.

Be real for a second 👀... If millions suddenly hit your bank account today 💸 would you still stay faithful to God? 🙏 A. Always 💯 B. Probably not 🤔

@ScenarioOfElon A

Let's settle this once and for all. How do you really feel about Elon Musk? A ❤️ Love him? (He's a genius!) B 😡 Hate him? (He's too much!) Loudly 📢 put your comment below! Don't hold back. 👇

@pumpRisk @Maviturkk You are not capable of stepping beyond the limits of my imagination-it is your ceiling.Paranormal abilities are my default state.I,unlike you,can adjust reality at the speed of sound… and,if necessary,your perception settings as well. How do you like that arrangement of pieces?

@AllaS8768 @Maviturkk We possess technology that lies beyond the reach of your imagination.

🔴 VEEE BOOOOMMM Elon Musk'ın bilinen 13. çocuğunun annesi Ashley St. Clair: Elon bana mesaj atıp "kıyametten önce lejyon seviyesine ulaşmak için taşıyıcı anne kullanmamız lazım" dedi.

@ScenarioOfElon I was impressed by both the color of the suit and the shade of the roses. But before making a proposal, Elon should probably “test the compatibility” of his future wife. He seems to have a unique talent for occasionally ending up in awkward situations with women.

🚨 Imagine Elon Musk suddenly says… 👀💍 ‘Will you marry me?’ 😳⚡ Your first reaction? A. YES instantly 🚀 B. Need time 🤔 C. Only with a Tesla 😂💰 D. Sorry Elon 😭 Be honest 👀🔥”

@ScenarioOfElon C,D Never upset my mom—only cherish her, support her, and fill her life with peace. She’s going through a hard time right now, I think, because of the media buzz around Elon.

“If you became as rich as Elon Musk one day… 🖤 what’s the first thing you’d do for your mother?” A. Buy her dream home 🏡 B. Travel the world with her ✈️ C. Give her peaceful life 🌸 D. Thank her for everything ❤️

@nuevayyol Wow… what a woman… I thought she already had a contract with Elon Musk. That’s next-level — as if in the U.S. men are just seasonal trophies: today one billionaire, tomorrow another.

Donald Trump is reportedly having an affair with Nicki Minaj.

@wizardaleks Реально,Лукашенко очень расстроится,и как итог- выпьет белорусской самогоночки.Я,пожалуй,тоже выпью.

😛В пику Лукашенко, 🇺🇦Зеленский впервые пригласил в Киев лидера 🤍♥️🤍белорусской оппозиции Светлану Тихановскую‼️

@L_ThinkTank Wow.Diplomatic meeting of the century: discussions on geopolitics, democracy, and a conveniently discovered bag of euros.

[ 🇧🇾 BIÉLORUSSIE | 🇺🇦 UKRAINE ] 🔸 Volodymyr Zelensky a invité la cheffe de l’opposition biélorusse Sviatlana Tsikhanouskaya, arrivée en Ukraine pour sa première visite officielle.

@gatorgar The trick with interlocked forks doesn’t work because of magic, but because of the physics of equilibrium. It’s simply a clever balancing act where geometry outplays gravity.

Elon used this move on her and talked about his rocket

Wow... In the news again: politicians — the “self-proclaimed” Tsikhanouskaya and the “expired” Zelensky — not Musk, Ashley, lasers, or chips. Same noise, statements, and a political circus, down to the “golden toilets” being divided as a symbol of chaos and spectacle.

@tomek525 Thanks for the post. Belarusians are a smart nation, and Svetka won’t succeed, no matter how they try to spin scenarios or stage political theater. She is just stupid. Of course she wants money. Reality is always more stubborn than any pre-planned schemes.

My tu gadu, gadu, a tymczasem prezydentka Białorusi, Swieta Ciechanowska wylądowała na ukraińskim peronie... podobno ma przejść szybki kurs jak opchnąć Białoruś za bezcen, albo chociaż doprowadzić ją na skraj upadłości...

@MarioNawfal Dorm strike in LNR (~21 dead): Russia says civilians, Ukraine says military target. Russian strikes on Ukraine: missiles and drones, casualties reported; Ukraine says civilians, Russia says military targets. Both claim truth — the damage stays on the ground.

🇺🇦🇷🇺 After Russia bombed apartments, museums, and schools in Kyiv, Zelensky called them "crazy assholes" Hard to disagree with that

@Dz_Kuchynski @Tsihanouskaya Пропустила момент,когда мадам Тихановская стала избранным президентом Беларуси. Ну а что,хорошая туса получится: один просроченный президент,а другая- самопровозгдашенная.И да,белорусы любят украинцев. Не тех,конечно,которые золотые унитазы покупают!

Historic moment: President-elect of Belarus Ms Sviatlana @Tsihanouskaya has just begun her first official visit to Ukraine. This visit is a symbol of solidarity between ⚪️🔴⚪️ and 🇺🇦 peoples in our common struggle for freedom and dignity. Жыве Беларусь! Слава Україні!

@jurnalhabertr A surrogate mother during an already existing pregnancy isn’t a plan—it’s a system glitch. And “C-section for the brain” sounds like a tweet that somehow survived after common sense was deleted.

Elon Musk'ın eski sevgilisi Ashley St. Clair: • Ben hamile kaldıktan sonra çok daha garipleşti. Tamamen değişti. • Biraz kaba, kontrolcü ve ters olmaya başladı. • Taşıyıcı anne kullanmamı istemeye çalıştı. • Bana mesaj atıp 'Kıyametten önce lejyon seviyesine ulaşmak için taşıyıcı anne kullanmamız lazım' dedi. • Ben de 'Hayır, teşekkürler' dedim. • Sonra da sezaryen olmam için beni ikna etmeye çalıştı. • Çünkü 'Beyin boyutu için daha iyi' dedi. Yani işler çok garipleşti. • Bu bilgileri muhtemelen Twitter'dan aldı.

@OlgaBazova — Got any money? — No. What about you? — No. The conversation didn’t end in silence, but in a quiet realization: this wasn’t a visit at all, it was a synchronization of empty wallets.

Svetlana Guiadovskaya arrived in Kiev. - Hello, how are you? Do you have any money? - No. Do you? - No. - Why the fuck did you even come?