Help me live or help me die

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Help me live or help me die

@AllanCanSeeYou

They/Them. Demisexual. Secret extrovert. Free Palestine. Fuck ICE. Fuck AI.

help Katılım Aralık 2013

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Help me live or help me die@AllanCanSeeYou·18 Kas

gofundme.com/f/r7qw8-end-my…

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@spaceghost Around the 10 year mark you just kinda accept it

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capitalism-chan@spaceghost·2h

I haven’t had sex in so long my hymen is gonna grow back

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@UncannyMegan B- By another manatee?

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Megan@UncannyMegan·5h

Guys, I just drove past a house with a mailbox that was like a cement statue of a manatee getting its dick sucked???? I just googled how they nurse as benefit of the doubt and yeaaaaahhhhh, no, that manatee was getting some succ.

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Alpha Beta Gamer@gameralphabeta·5h

A giant centipede chases you while you while you climb down a huge hole in indie climbing horror game, Idols of Ash! Out now and FREE for a limited time, on Itch: leafygames.itch.io/idols-of-ash Full Gameplay Video: youtube.com/watch?v=hRJt3H… by indie dev @LeafyGames

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@suchnerve I been saying

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Vivian@suchnerve·15h

that’s why it’s necessary to take things into your own hands whenever feasible

miia@miiagarro

my greatest adult disappointment was discovering that bad people get away with everything

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@catb0icarti Your brand is strong

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i am cat ✂️@catb0icarti·5h

not kidding when i say atleast 20+ friends/ppl sent me this

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i am cat ✂️@catb0icarti·5h

what if we shared the godzilla glizzy together?

Dexerto@Dexerto

The Colorado Rockies have unveiled a two-foot-long hot dog called 'The Glizzilla' for the 2026 MLB season The massive menu item is available starting today at Rockies home games

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Help me live or help me die@AllanCanSeeYou·3h

@theserfstv For the second time!

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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes)@theserfstv·20h

Seems like it should be bigger news that Sam Altman is being sued for raping his own sister when she was a child

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Help me live or help me die@AllanCanSeeYou·15h

@spaceghost Gotta go wired

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capitalism-chan@spaceghost·16h

Every time I’ve been about to orgasm my hitachi suddenly slows down I’m gonna freak out this is like the 5th time AHHHHHHHHHH

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Help me live or help me die@AllanCanSeeYou·21h

@suchnerve How wide can they make those

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Vivian@suchnerve·22h

“But why??” …

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😷ers and those considering a return to 😷ing may be interested to learn that not only can Sip Valve identical components be purchased in bulk, but they can also be email-request special ordered in black - as in, “dyed at the factory and won’t chip off like paint would” black.

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catsen@catsen

Just re-watched Interstellar. I have been reborn. Any other space movies even half as good as this?

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Help me live or help me die@AllanCanSeeYou·1d

@rvqzii Because they know you'll pay

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rvqzi ☆@rvqzii·1d

why are sex toys so expensive

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@miss_fjord Weak genes

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🏳️‍⚧️ Lalka the doll 🇵🇱@miss_fjord·1d

I have no idea why people like cilantro it tastes like fucking soap, it’s so gross

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Help me live or help me die@AllanCanSeeYou·1d

@FR0TTAGEC0RE They just bred a variety of tobacco that produces 5 drugs from other plants and fungi

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mollard duck ⚢@FR0TTAGEC0RE·1d

when I was a kid and I found out what nicotine was I asked my parents why they don't lace vegetables with it so people are healthier

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@GianmarcoSoresi Gdi I was suspended for a week I had this loaded for days

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@GianmarcoSoresi Ortolan breading

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gianmarco@GianmarcoSoresi

We tricked our goy friends last night into thinking part of the Passover ritual was wearing eye coverings to eat the matzo ball soup

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@elsleightholm That close up should be a postage stamp for hope

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Ellie Sleightholm@elsleightholm·2d

Artemis II launch… caught in my glasses reflection

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Dexerto@Dexerto·1d

Grand Theft Auto owner Take-Two Interactive has laid off its Head of AI along with an unknown number of AI team staff

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@michelleyroo2 Yes btw

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Help me live or help me die@AllanCanSeeYou·1d

@michelleyroo2 How much weight? I've seen bodybuilders drink melted ice cream

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MICHELLEYROO@michelleyroo2·1d

should i get a burger and shake today? i need to gain weight

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chef@ElCocinero386·1d

Corporate landlord stole thousands from us and almost left us homeless They lost a class action lawsuit. Wife and I got a check in the mail today. $10

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Help me live or help me die@AllanCanSeeYou·1d

@seattleiminyou If you're hot

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