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@AllanCanSeeYou

They/Them. Demisexual. Secret extrovert. Free Palestine. Fuck ICE. Fuck AI.

help Katılım Aralık 2013
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capitalism-chan
capitalism-chan@spaceghost·
I haven’t had sex in so long my hymen is gonna grow back
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Megan
Megan@UncannyMegan·
Guys, I just drove past a house with a mailbox that was like a cement statue of a manatee getting its dick sucked???? I just googled how they nurse as benefit of the doubt and yeaaaaahhhhh, no, that manatee was getting some succ.
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i am cat ✂️
i am cat ✂️@catb0icarti·
not kidding when i say atleast 20+ friends/ppl sent me this
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes)
Seems like it should be bigger news that Sam Altman is being sued for raping his own sister when she was a child
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capitalism-chan
capitalism-chan@spaceghost·
Every time I’ve been about to orgasm my hitachi suddenly slows down I’m gonna freak out this is like the 5th time AHHHHHHHHHH
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rvqzi ☆@rvqzii·
why are sex toys so expensive
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mollard duck ⚢
mollard duck ⚢@FR0TTAGEC0RE·
when I was a kid and I found out what nicotine was I asked my parents why they don't lace vegetables with it so people are healthier
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Ellie Sleightholm
Ellie Sleightholm@elsleightholm·
Artemis II launch… caught in my glasses reflection
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Dexerto@Dexerto·
Grand Theft Auto owner Take-Two Interactive has laid off its Head of AI along with an unknown number of AI team staff
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MICHELLEYROO
MICHELLEYROO@michelleyroo2·
should i get a burger and shake today? i need to gain weight
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chef
chef@ElCocinero386·
Corporate landlord stole thousands from us and almost left us homeless They lost a class action lawsuit. Wife and I got a check in the mail today. $10
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A@seattleiminyou·
I didn’t realize how easy celebrities are you can just dm any of them it’s like a 70% chance they message back
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