Allen Menezes

@Dadsaysjokes 🤣

I try to be a good person, but then someone pulls out in front of me doing ten below the speed limit and I gotta try again tomorrow.

@Dadsaysjokes 🥃😅

I woke up this morning determined to drink less, eat right and exercise... But that was 4 hours ago... when I was younger and full of hope.

@BobGolen 🤣

Not to brag, but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

The farther away from the danger zone, the louder the calls for war….

Johnny was 34 here

America now has both the pope and the antichrist

"In war, there are no winners, only widows.”

War is glorified . Real people die in wars. People who put food on their families’ table die . We sit at home spout nationalism .

Thank you now, in future and forever to the men & women of our security forces. And to your families. No matter how many times we say this, it won’t be enough. 🇮🇳🙏🏽

Military Stations of Jammu, Pathankot and Udhampur in proximity to the International Boundary, in Jammu & Kashmir targeted by Pakistan using missiles and drones. No losses. Threat neutralised by #IndianArmedForces as per SoP with kinetic & non-kinetic means. #OpSindoor #IndianArmedForces #OperationalCapability @DefenceMinIndia @SethSanjayMP @MEAIndia @MIB_India @SpokespersonMoD

S-400 reigns supreme. What a fantastic success rate. Hail Russia!

omg I heard the new pope is a LEO aaaaaahhh

i already love the new pope!!!!!

BREAKING: Willie Nelson has elected a new pope.

#GeneralUpendraDwivedi, #COAS and All Ranks of the #IndianArmy salute the supreme sacrifice of Lance Naik Dinesh Kumar, who laid down his life on 07 May 2025 during ceasefire violations by the Pakistan Army along the Line of Control. #IndianArmy stands in solidarity with the innocent civilians who are victims of attacks orchestrated through indiscriminate artillery shelling by the adversary in the #Poonch sector. The nefarious designs of our enemies have been and will continue to be thwarted with resolute and punitive action.

It doesn’t matter how beautiful your theory is, it doesn’t matter how smart you are. If it doesn’t agree with experiment, it’s wrong.