Allison Hackett

@kibblesmith That’s a no go for millennials. Malibu Barbie gave us unrealistic expectations of ever owning a home.

@mrrickywang Hi Ricky! Weird question, but what’s the type of necktie tie knot you used for your pilot’s outfit in season 6 of Too Many Spirits?

@Lakeshow_323 If there was ever a time shout out an expletive, and that one guys response was “Oh my goodness!”?

Bro his hand wtf from the fireworks 😳😳

Hurricane Milton about to hit us like we took his Swingline stapler!

@wearewatcher for debrief: What was the motivation for going back to just using the good old fashioned spirit box and not the Honey Tone this episode? P.S. I like the original spirit box better

@tschrack I want to say 3rd but don’t quote me. That’s really more of a question for Amy Adams and Dr. Zaius.

@AllisonHanton Is that the 2nd or the 3rd one in the new trilogy?

I really dig the new Planet of The Apes movies. I can't name any of the titles, but they are damn fun!

@BQQuinn That face that says “I guess I’ll go fight crime today…”

That looks great. Red trunks are always the right choice. I assume he’s getting dressed at super speed here, which is how cool you can be when you’re Superman. I wanna be Superman.

@JaimePrimak There’s just something weird about a sleeve being used as a unit of measurement.

I just ate a sleeve of rice cakes covered in peanut butter and jelly - what is happening to me 😓

Do people just not tie their shoes anymore? I feel like every person for the last three years I’ve informed their lace is undone just goes “Yeah, I know” and keeps walking.

@feliciaday @AmericanAir @AirCanada did us real dirty a couple of years ago. They kept cancelling our flights, even rebooking us for an earlier one which we missed because they didn’t inform us, nearly made us sleep in gate before comping us for a hotel room and then they lost our luggage :)

@latkedelrey Have you ever seen Mr. Bone’s Wild Ride? I miss when the Tycoon games let you be sociopathic.

the best part of zoo tycoon was pausing the game, placing multiple patrons in the lion enclosure, then unpausing and watching them try to outrun the lions

About to start what is at least my twelve play through of Persona 5 Royal.

@katya_zamo I’m sure I’d get around to it eventually.

If I started a shitty music criticism series called Bitch Fork where I review Russian language albums, would anyone give a shit ?

@k8siegel @tabvintage @EW @sagaftra Very film noir!

Two faced 👗 @tabvintage 📍 Entertainment Weekly Sag party

@latkedelrey Someone got the streptococcus?

hey everyone. latke here. how are you doing? my throat feels like it’s lined with razor blades rn 🔪

@philorphilip Great Scott, this is HEAVY!

“Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads.” Bitch this Time Machine is a CAR.

@AskPlayStation I recently moved and when resetting up my PS4 trying to connect it to the PSN, I realized that I don’t remember the password and the email I used is no longer valid. What can I do to recover my account?

@farbmovark @CartoonsHateHer Okay you have got to just be trolling people now.

@CartoonsHateHer I wish I could be an enema milkman for intelligent kind women who invite me into their houses and I coo gently into her ear while rubbing hot washcloths on her stomach as she grins and laughs as the hot water feels on her colon and she knows relief soon and I quietly masturbate

Weird how the majority of women are chronically constipated and men are just like “ah it’s 8:15, time for my reliable first dump of the day.” Sad!

@offbeatorbit My cat used to jump halfway up the bathroom door frame every night at around 3 am. We called it her “demon time”. I doubt she saw anything, she was just eccentric.

i hate when my cat is looking very intently underneath some cabinets. WHAT DO YOU SEE??????? IS IT A BUG??? VERMIN??? WHAT IS HAPPENING DOWN THERE?!

@ryansbergara I’m thinking Taco Bell for dinner tonight. As a Taco Bell aficionado, what’s your favourite order?