Allison Supko

My friends: be ready at 7pm Me, in the bathroom, at 6:55pm:

@sad_oat ariana what are you doing here

‘SAY DRAKE’

let New York shake her ass a little, it's the weekend!

@shan_pow I am talking about it

weenie dogs are the new corgis and nobody is talking about it!!!!

@shan_pow bathroom eyes goin' crazy

i need to talk about the bathroom to bedroom ratio on selling sunset. 9 bathrooms? 14 bathrooms?!! does everyone in LA have IBS?!!!

Things that are only for girls: feet. Men shouldn't have feet. Where are you going?

@NickkieeeT don't worry, i'm all bark and no bite!

@AllySup Say it isn't so

gonna release all of my drafts and then delete this app in a blaze of glory

all of these people at the baggage claim and none know i'm listening to greased lightning

I don't really know any morgan wallen songs and, according to the men of nashville, that is apparently the worst thing I could do

@MTNDEWGaming #stop

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@sad_oat I literally cannot wait to use this quote against you

best professional email death threat has gotta be ‘thank you in advance for your prompt response’

I just love having a little fun thing to obsess over

next year we are not gonna make the "football game at the rihanna concert" joke. we are gonna agree on a different joke.

it is my right, as a millennial, to think about that guy who played Neville Longbottom sometimes

I love alix earle so much unfortunately

Not a tummy ache girly or a headache girly but a weird mysterious third thing

you mean to tell me that a carabiner is a clip? and not a coffee shop??

Update: I'm gonna venmo them each a dollar 🥇🏆☝🏼

love when my açaí bowl melts a little and I get to the fruit soup

something like fantasy football seems totally trivial right now. praying for @HamlinIsland. what a terrifying thing to witness during MNF.