ALMIGHTY JOEY G

@MatthewHokie @BoringBiz_ Not maxing your 401k makes sense if you’re financially brain dead.

@BoringBiz_ I don't understand people like this. They are making enough to be well on their way to retiring early and they are maxing out 401ks. Go to match, maybe a bit above and invest heavily in a regular brokerage. What's the point these careers if you can't access your money.

Couple earning $500K/yr as a tech engineer and doctor are complaining about living paycheck to paycheck The irony is that their definition of paycheck to paycheck is after maxing out 401K, HSA and IRA accounts

@Rainmaker1973 Indians, Chinese, and Africans are about to get NINO’D to death and you’re bearish (sorry Brazilians, but they’ll expect one of us in the crash)

A powerful El Niño may be brewing for 2026: one of the strongest in recorded history. Scientists are raising the alarm that one of the planet’s most disruptive climate patterns could return with force next year. Multiple climate models now suggest a major El Niño event is likely to develop in 2026, with some projections indicating it could rival or even surpass the devastating 1877 event — widely regarded as one of the most extreme on record. El Niño occurs when a large area of unusually warm water builds up across the equatorial Pacific. This excess heat alters global atmospheric circulation, triggering widespread shifts in weather patterns far beyond the ocean itself. The impacts of a strong El Niño are often severe and far-reaching. Past events have caused simultaneous crop failures, intense heat waves, prolonged droughts, catastrophic flooding, coral bleaching, and fishery collapses across several continents. The 1877 super El Niño, for example, contributed to massive famines and an estimated tens of millions of deaths in regions including India, China, Brazil, and parts of Africa. What makes a potential 2026 event particularly concerning is that it would unfold on an already warming planet. Global ocean temperatures have been running unusually high for an extended period, and many areas are already facing water stress, extreme heat, and climate-related crises. Adding a powerful El Niño on top of this background warming could push systems to the breaking point. While El Niño affects different regions in different ways, bringing heavy rains and floods to some areas and severe drought and heat to others, its global footprint tends to strain food production, water resources, energy systems, and public health simultaneously. Forecasters emphasize that predictions can still change, and the final strength of the event remains uncertain. However, growing agreement across climate models has increased confidence that a significant El Niño is forming. ["Atmospheric Code Red: 2026 Super El Niño Now Trending Toward Record-Breaking Intensity." Severe Weather Europe]

@CrispusMer88684 @AuronMacintyre “I don’t see color” ass nigga

@AuronMacintyre Malls are dying for many more reasons than the color of the patrons, including competition from warehouse stores and e-commerce. A real self serving lazy take.

Right out of college a nice progressive Jewish guy I knew got a job doing statistical analysis He was hired by a firm evaluating the mall in Tampa near USF where we graduated They wanted to understand why the mall was failing The analysts, in a moment of real moral crisis, told me “ I don’t know how to tell them the mall is attracting too many black people who are destroying it”

@jhhikll326 @DovySimuMMA @dc_mma *invaders not warriors Hopefully they start subbing their boats to feed the fish

@DovySimuMMA @dc_mma I know people who take them more than 2 years, it's very difficult and long journey. They must stop in some country to work, they are beating stolen and more, then they must cross the sea in little dans very dangerous boat. They are warriors.

😲Francis Ngannou says it took him 14 months to get from his home country of Cameroon to Paris, France 🗣️DC: “yo, it’s like a 2 hour flight bruh” via @dc_mma

@Njqtgi @DelusionPosting Who cares, fuck immigrants

@DelusionPosting Dealing with that BS now and correcting it used to be the whole point of having a juvenile and adult court system. It's not the end of the brats life, not yet.

@LebronJ95715798 @OpeSyntax You don’t want to get tombstoneMOGGED by someone with the same name as you

@OpeSyntax So Jarred was in a car accident but Jarod died of an accidental gunshot wound according to their obituary thingies. This raises more questions like why are there tombstones the same style if they didn’t pass away at the same time and aren’t related

Real tombstones in Xenia, OH, the town where Gummo takes place

@DerrickEvans4WV I actively avoid supporting any business if I see Indians behind the counter

Anyone else getting frustrated with every business these days being owned by immigrants? What is going on that allows these people to take over every small business across the country? Just walked into a rural gas station in Kentucky… owned by immigrants. I’m sick of this.

@kateharperx @thechosenberg The Rolex comment is what lends it credibility. It’s not impossible to imagine some entry level idiot sporting an entry level Rolex. And he’s just venting on how cringe it is

@thechosenberg it’s giving total satire vibes, especially with the rolex mention at the bottom. that’s when you know it’s just a joke.

God I hope this is fake

@Layyenne When you care the minimum amount to not die

Imagine running to save your life and this is your full speed 😭😭

@Misss_March @Polymarket 🫡

@AlmightyJoeyG @Polymarket Yup, most likely you were living a haitian experience, since the tourism corps have replaced Dominicans for Haitian labor to avoid paying taxes. Come back when our territory is not occupied anymore.

NEW: Dominican Republic intensifies “mass deportations” of Haitians.

@mattforney Even in “bad” cities like Tijuana most of the Mexicans are completely normal humans compatible with Americans, just lower economic outlook Jeetlings on the other hand are a completely different species. Subhuman and incredibly stupid

Mexico has faced this problem---remittances distorting the domestic economy---for a long time. Mexicans pay far more than Americans for business phone services, for example. Mexicans also have higher energy costs than Americans: the price of gas in Guadalajara right now is $5.27 a gallon. The difference is that Mexicans are more intelligent than Indians on average and would have a functioning state even if remittances ended tomorrow. Mexico has abundant natural resources, a considerable amount of industry, and a thriving tourist sector. India has none of these things. Its only semi-valuable resource is cheap labor. When that labor is no longer cheap, they have nothing. The sole benefit of a collapsing rupee is increased remittances; if the dollar increases its value, the money Ramesh sends back to his Aunt Pooja goes further. But this benefit is rapidly being eclipsed by skyrocketing energy costs driving inflation and demand destruction. What happens to the Global Capacity Centers when electricity bills go up by 300 percent? When Modi has to institute South Africa-style controlled blackouts (euphemistically called "load shedding") to conserve energy? When you can't even have your Indian workforce work from home because they can't afford to get online, or their neighborhood is in a rolling blackout during work hours? When the price of everything spikes by 500 percent and Aunt Pooja's remittance money becomes worthless almost as soon as she picks it up from the hawala broker? India is in an economic death spiral. We're already seeing a pullback on GCC construction and offshoring. Multinational firms will start laying off their Indian workers next. The jobs will have to come back to the U.S. or at least Latin America because it's the only region of the world where energy prices will remain sustainable.

@RTCaudilloXXI @Polymarket Yea I was in the tourist area and just assumed everything outside the resorts is hell on earth, but it was probably just Haitians lmao

@AlmightyJoeyG @Polymarket Yes, actually. Haitians commit rape/murder on a daily basis. Also, if you went to Dominican Republic and went to any of the tourist areas or Santo Domingo, the odds that you dealt with nothing but Haitians are more than 80%.

@fintechjosh @Polymarket Good fuck those niggas

@Polymarket That’s because people don’t like being locked up until their case is heard and they are likely to be deported

JUST IN: Voluntary departure decisions in immigration court have reportedly surged more than 10x.

@RiouBakura @Polymarket That makes you, like cool, and unique

@AlmightyJoeyG @Polymarket I wouldn’t step foot in Manhattan even if I was paid for it

@RiouBakura @Polymarket Go down canal street in Manhattan and tell me African immigrants aren’t a problem

@AlmightyJoeyG @Polymarket More like Indians and Pakistani

@captive_dreamer @I_Am_CyberSmith Anyone who has been following trump since 2015 knows he likes to talk a big game. Let’s see action

Worked so hard for this for many years. This might be the greatest day of my life. I cant believe we now have an admin willing to fight against this. Incredible.

@PicturesFoIder Should’ve gave the jeetling a wedgie as he boarded the plane as an extra fuck you

Indian-origin tech YouTuber MrWhoseTheBoss says he lost a $300,000 deal after being detained by U.S. border officials, taken into a deeper room, strip-searched and deported following a 26-hour ordeal. He also claimed his phone was confiscated and only returned after his deportation flight had already taken off, leaving his family and sponsors completely in the dark.

@akanksha7196 This street shitters name is fkn akanksha

honestly applying for a schengen visa is a humiliation ritual