Kaiser Flowstate

Is this that thing people talk about where you sit on your hand until it’s numb so that it feels like somebody else stroking you off?

LACMTA’s “Ride the D” campaign making clear something that’s been obvious to keen observers for a while: “walkable cities” advocacy in America is motivated by access to gay sex.

This dedication in a Patricia Cornwell book lmao

Guy who's never met a femboy in his life voice

@IanBaer It is, you're just retarded. Sorry not every poem can be about nubile Shropshire lads sucking cocks in boarding school (those are good too, though)

@OpeSyntax Because it’s a bad poem.

Unclear why the online right would dislike this poem when Brooks's subtext is basically "Stop sagging your pants, Jamal"

@tony_m_papa Ok, Jamal

@OpeSyntax I think that's a *bit* reductive. There's nothing explicitly condemnatory in the poem.

@Streetcar89 I'd eat it

@OpeSyntax I had some damn good ponce out in Lafayette a couple of months ago. (Not the ponce I ate but a picture to give you a sense of what a stuffed Cajun pig stomach looks like)

This news broke on the TV at the bar and a guy screamed like he had heard JFK had been shot

@Streetcar89 Cajuns are sort of like the Chinese of the south when it comes to bizarre foodways

@OpeSyntax A buddy back in middle school brought some nutria rat gumbo his family made to class one day for some food event and I didn't try it because I swore I saw one of the little webbed feet in it.

In 1979, the Italian punk band Skiantos appeared at the Bologna Rock festival, brought a full kitchen setup onto the stage, cooked spaghetti, sat down to eat it in front of the audience, and then left without performing any music.

@TomWill72550626 Elizabeth Bishop like

Soonish

Sally Field’s son says ‘Steel Magnolias’ is ‘probably why he’s gay’ trib.al/XmuFBuM

@Seb__flyte1 It 100% began around 2011/2012 on university campuses with Title IX stuff that eventually morphed into MeToo. Then shortly after Obergefell the gender/trans stuff started up, and the race part was added largely after Ferguson in 2014.

People often claim woke started in 2015, but I was on the front lines. It was fully developed and hegemonic at my college when I got there in 2011.

@pierre_ambig @20gaShotgun Ohhh yessss

@OpeSyntax @20gaShotgun Used bookstore only open Saturday, Adam’s Wall of Books

Columbia, Missouri FB Marketplace, $200

@pierre_ambig @20gaShotgun What’s Adam’s

@OpeSyntax I think it’s possible that @20gaShotgun you and I need to go to Adam’s and lunch at Murrys some Saturday

@pierre_ambig Have you had their onion rings? They’re like this really thin sliced variety that are sooooo good

@OpeSyntax Last time I was there I was so excited I got tuna pesto, frog legs, garlic salad and French fries. Constantly angry that St Louis doesn’t have anywhere comparable

@ethelmermanstan The guy who wrote modern baptists, can’t remember his name

Any authors like Robert Plunket?

@pierre_ambig Classic. Gotta get the Tuna Pesto Feta sandwich

@OpeSyntax Almost went to Murrys the other day…

Saw a Waymo vehicle drive down my back alley