John Fontane

Quoting so I can pin. God Bless America 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@nyjets Sonny at #2 picking up some steam👀 @silverspoonfed

mock drafts are HEATIN' UP 🔥 Connor Rogers, Trevor Sikkema & Jordan Reid make their picks: bit.ly/4sxLoYO

😡 🐿️ ⏰ #IYKYK

I had one orange for breakfast and I think it activated my appendicitis genome

Re: Mendoza/Stearns/any holdover from last year

@MeekPhill_ The obsession over a World Series we did not participate in is absurd

Went from one of the best broadcasts to one of the worst. Literally all you have to do is show the game

We will be DFA’ing our 2025 all star 🔜

@ActualNames1 @silverspoonfed

Tard Polack United States, Census, 1900

@silverspoonfed I have a working theory on a correlation between my shit size and consumption of Jersey Mike’s. The more Mike is in me, the more he pushes out #MikeHypothesis

@AlmostMovieStar Prob just means you’ve been fucked in the ahh before #loosebootyhole

How people clog toilets? Cause it has to be at least a decade since I’ve last clogged a toilet

Yeah this is a first ballot Hall of Famer

@MLB @Mets You want me to get excited about a $5 condiment?

Has a new elite ballpark snack emerged?! The Mets are selling mini buckets of pickle chips for $5 at Citi Field 😮

Wow! Bleacher Report with the hard hitting journalism #WizardsGotTradeRaped #YouGotRapedForJavaleMcGee

@brodie_a19 @SamQuinnCBS I mean, an MVP went 3rd

@SamQuinnCBS I think to defend Bennett (never thought I’d do that) he is getting the benefit of his draft class being an all time stinker. But i agree there’s no way he’s not 1

Kwame Brown was a productive NBA player for a decade. Anthony Bennett was so bad he literally played fewer minutes in his entire career than Kwame Brown did in the 2003-04 season.

Remember when this was a top 5 bit to do in 2012? #AlmostMovieStarRemembers

Coaching staff has no control over their players discipline. They’re taking strikes right down the middle for 8 innings and then when it comes down to the end they swing at anything. There’s no set procedure right now

I think long reliever Manaea can be chill. If he had to see the order a second time, I fear they’d catch on

Love TT but he should NOT be taking this AB

Sean Manacea??

Vientos was our 3rd best right hander on the bench…

Ik the Mets have a new hitting coach, but what does he actually do? Can we audit the organization?