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Colonel Hannibal

@AlphaBaracus

Exited the Matrix 12-10-2012... I love it when a plan comes together!

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Colonel Hannibal
Colonel Hannibal@AlphaBaracus·
I was a punk until I was 36 yrs old.... then I lost my job of 12 yrs and my marriage of 13-1/2 yrs all within 6 months in 2009...The Lord Jesus knew I needed to be humbled... now the fire of the Holy Spirit burns bright inside. A humbeled man.. in Jesus Christ!
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Colonel Hannibal
Colonel Hannibal@AlphaBaracus·
@shawngorham Gz on the pretty, petite wife and the killer car! Looks like you’re winning!!
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Shawn Gorham
Shawn Gorham@shawngorham·
This is my wife's first car, her dad did a frame off restoration and gave it to her when she was 16 We got pregnant at 18... and well this car (no power steering, no AC) wasn't going to carry a baby/car seat Her dad has kept it all these years Its my wife's car, her dad just stores it :)
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Goofies Of Chicago
Goofies Of Chicago@Chicago_Goofies·
She says she’s too disabled to work and has a long list of medical conditions. Now she’s complaining because the government wants medical proof before approving disability benefits. Wanting evidence before handing out taxpayer-funded benefits seems pretty reasonable. Am I missing something?
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Colonel Hannibal
Colonel Hannibal@AlphaBaracus·
@LeadingReport They’re eating the condoms? Good Lord I’ve heard it all now.! The end can’t come soon enough….
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Leading Report@LeadingReport·
Transgender people in Nepal are left “starving and scared” after U.S. taxpayer funding for HIV prevention programs that provided free cond-ms, was cut, per AP.
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Colonel Hannibal
Colonel Hannibal@AlphaBaracus·
@meaghanonmymind Not crazy at all if it’s the one. Met my wife and 3 mths later we were married. Celebrating out 13th anniversary in a few weeks. Granted it’s both our second marriage, but when you both feel it, you just know.
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🏹@meaghanonmymind·
Someone saying they love you after one month and a half is crazy, no?
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Colonel Hannibal
Colonel Hannibal@AlphaBaracus·
@softboywin Because they own you. Clocking in is for folk that go home and give the company the bird at shift’s end.
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Softboy@softboywin·
Wait so when you’re on salary, you just don’t clock in no more??? lol that’s crazy
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Colonel Hannibal
Colonel Hannibal@AlphaBaracus·
@AntiWokeMemes Roads, electricity, cars, mowing the lawn, taking out the trash, “fix it”, all the shit that women won’t do.
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Lyra
Lyra@Lyracutevibes·
What do men really want from women?
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Colonel Hannibal
Colonel Hannibal@AlphaBaracus·
@_josephine0_ All depends on the Mrs. When she’s game then that’s the best!! Always want her in the mood first.
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Josephine
Josephine@_josephine0_·
Which one is the best?
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LadyValor
LadyValor@lady_valor_07·
I want to hear a line from an old TV Commercial📺😂
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Colonel Hannibal
Colonel Hannibal@AlphaBaracus·
@yslnadi Obviously speaking to someone not educated enough to properly send a message in the first place. That’s on you. Your pool of mates is dictated by your own desires. Perhaps look at your self first.
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kat@yslnadi·
this is why I'm single
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Colonel Hannibal
Colonel Hannibal@AlphaBaracus·
@askaya You are the only person that controls you. Society doesn’t dictate shit unless you believe it to be so. Be you… if you’re unhappy with the results…. That’s on you and no one else. Sheesh!
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Alyona
Alyona@askaya·
Does anyone else see a problem here? Don’t women want to look good for THEMSELVES? If you want to be fat, great, be fat. Have fun. But don’t blame MEN for your inability to control impulses LMAO
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Colonel Hannibal
Colonel Hannibal@AlphaBaracus·
@matthewjuhren This is a correct assessment. Human contact with coworkers is necessary. Working from home is overrated and not for the normal.
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Matthew@matthewjuhren·
After four months I have concluded working from home full time absolutely sucks.
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MLFootball
MLFootball@MLFootball·
JUST IN: Former #NFL star quarterback Colin Kaepernick plans to RETURN to the league and play football again. Kaepernick is 38 years old and has not played in a game in 9 seasons. Colin to train every day and believes he is currently a top-32 quarterback in the #NFL right now.
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Kinza
Kinza@Kinza1278·
Today makes 56 days since I walked away from my abuser. Healing isn't easy, but I'm still here. Tell me to keep it up.
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Colonel Hannibal
Colonel Hannibal@AlphaBaracus·
@tradboiwife No it not just you. Wait till you’re over 50…. That piss will end up showing the tip of your dick in your shorts. Gross …. Maybe… but I roll commando always. If you have a pencil dick… it’s probably not for you.
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dude@tradboiwife·
anyone else have that feeling in their dick after pissing that there's still a bit left and it's just like kinda stuck there or is that just me
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Colonel Hannibal
Colonel Hannibal@AlphaBaracus·
@amelia_tweetz Yes it’s fair. I have inherited nothing and I don’t plan my future off inheritance. Anything I earn is mine to spend. Quit putting out your hands for handouts…. Make your own way. The cream will always rise to the top.
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Amelia
Amelia@amelia_tweetz·
My friend told me his parents want to sell everything they own, travel, enjoy retirement, and leave nothing behind for the kids. He said they’re telling him, ‘We worked for this our whole lives. We’d rather spend it making memories than leave an inheritance.’ I honestly didn’t know what to say. Do you think that’s fair?
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Leading Report@LeadingReport·
Democrats are defending the American people’s right to vote and have a free and fair election, says Sen. Chuck Schumer.
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