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My VRC and Discord. VRC: Daniel Lycan (hanging out/chilin only) Discord: daniel_lycan (hanging, chatting, etc., rp)

@SodaWunk Full images Casey?

Dutch-oven appreciation post… Remember to hotbox your favorite (or least favorite) jackal today 💛

@CepixLCP Ah. Zevodila. I great fnf mod song if ya ask me.

Extraño cuando los temas de FNF trataban de imitar el estilo del juego original, en lugar de hacer tema épico número 500

BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel just delivered the White House Correspondents' Dinner roast Trump was too scared to face — and it’s BRUTALLY HILARIOUS! This year, the annual White House Correspondents' Dinner has abandoned its long-standing tradition of featuring a comedian to host the event and deliver a fiery roast of the incumbent president and their administration. Given Donald Trump’s boycott of any dinner where he might have to face the slightest bit of mockery, it was the only way to get him to return to the scene of his previous humiliations, most notably from the rapier wit of Barack Obama back in 2011. According to late-night host Jimmy Kimmel, Trump banned comedians from the Dinner because, as Kimmel put it, "our president is a delicate snowflake with the thinnest fat skin of any human being ever." So, Kimmel did the roast anyway — presenting it as the Alternate White House Correspondents' Dinner from the "Trump Kimmel Center in Washington, DC" in a subtle jab at the MAGA alternate Super Bowl Halftime show. It was everything Trump could possibly fear. The opening of Kimmel’s faux routine set the tone immediately: "I haven't seen this much black since every page of the Trump Epstein files." He then began to skewer the narcissist-in-chief — and select members of his administration — with barbs designed to highlight every major character flaw that Trump pretends doesn’t exist On Trump's ego: "The president didn't want me to tell any jokes about him tonight, but he also didn't want to pay me $130,000 to shut up. So here we are. Sorry, mushroom d**k." On Trump's Jesus complex: "Every time he walks into a room, people say, 'Christ, he's back.' Who did your makeup? Kraft Singles?" On Trump's legacy: "He passed new incentives for oil and gas. He put the brakes on solar and wind. That will be your legacy, sir — breaking wind and passing gas." On Trump's Epstein connection: "30 years ago, you were just some rich guy on Jeffrey Epstein's private jet out of Teterboro. But you worked hard, stayed friends, shared some wonderful secrets. And because of that, you were able to fly on that plane seven more times. Dreams really do come true." On Melania: "Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow. She's planning to celebrate her birthday at home, the same way she always does — looking out a window and whispering, 'What have I done?'" And: "Melania's documentary had a score of 10% on Rotten Tomatoes, which is a website named after her husband's testicles." On Kash Patel: "Can we get Kash a vodka soda and a booster seat? I'm not saying Kash Patel has a problem, but his designated driver is Pete Hegseth." On Pete Hegseth: "Pete's hair has more oil in it right now than the Strait of Hormuz. Later on, Pete's going to read us a Bible passage from Pulp Fiction, so stick around." On RFK Jr.: "Years ago, he wrote in his diary that he pulled his car over to carve the penis out of a raccoon. His son asked why. He said, 'Because I'm a f---ing psychopath. Now get out of this car and go get measles.'" Kimmel concluded his alternate reality roast by presenting another made-up award of the type that the insecure president loves so much: the "inaugural Burger King of Comedy Gold Award," which was presented to "Donald J. Leno Trump." Trump may have gotten the White House Correspondents' Association to ban comedians at their annual dinner — but the comedy happened anyway, thanks to Jimmy Kimmel. Please like and share this post if you think a president hiding from jokes is funnier than any joke a comedian could tell.

@buttpawzAD Very adorable indeed~

he's a bit shy i really loved the revamped winterpaw!

@SodaWunk Hot. My sonas actually tend to do that themselves (even if they dont realize they are)

Using your tail to muffle farts so often that it permanently has the slightest hint of your brand baked into it…

Maybe you need more motivation have these two trust me if we hit 50 likes and 10 retweets it’ll be worth it~

@MaxNCrew What game is that Max?

I love this game It's made me laugh so much today

What you should know about the Papal infallibility. -Papal infallibility is a Catholic dogma stating the Pope is preserved from error when he formally defines a doctrine concerning faith or morals for the entire Church. This protection applies only when he speaks ex cathedra, or "from the chair" of St. Peter, in his official capacity as supreme shepherd. The belief is rooted in Jesus’s promise to Peter, with the theological reasoning that the Holy Spirit would not allow the Church to be led into doctrinal error on essential matters of salvation.

It never dawned on me that when God cursed the serpent in the Garden of Eden that the serpent wasn’t a snake.. 💡 if he was a snake then he already crawled on his belly! 🤔

@RonFilipkowski Fun Fact

@buttpawzAD Infurno. You look good. There's nothing wrong with chub. Im chubby myself actually. The best parts of you are the ones that are flawed and people will still love. 🫂

I’m kinda upset at my irl look I got really chubby and it’s from depression and isolation …i know I did this to myself but I wish I hadn’t and I’m kinda just upset I look a bit well ugly I wish i could be less chubby. I’ve been feeling self doubt a lot…

Did this pussy ass bitch just threaten the Pope with Vatican files when he wouldn't release the Epstein files?!? The president of the United States would do well if he didn't threaten the Catholic church. The Pope never once spread misinformation. Jesus wouldn't want peace through strength. Trump doesn't speak for Jesus. Trump wouldn't know the first thing about Jesus, but the Pope was elected to preach the word of the Gospel. Trump elected for 4 years. Pope elected for life. So shut the f*** up Trump! #TrumpEpsteinCoverUp

@kAIbold_gens How? Definitely need to use whatever Ai that is

Hey folks, I'm back from this bit of a 'break'. Ugh... but all's well that ends well! Have a little Starfox to celebrate. #AIart #AIanimation #AIfurry #StarFox #FoxMcCloud

@buttpawzAD @DuheyTheFennec Will gladly paw. How much Kitty?

This is what I get for calling him thicc @DuheyTheFennec more on joystick soon : joystick.tv/u/buttpawz no you don’t get the full thing XD you have to pay for it !

@buttpawzAD Would definitely be a seat for >~<

You tell me~

@buttpawzAD Umm. All of the above? Don't bully ~~pls do kitty~~ >~<

Which do you prefer my butt, paws or belly or my maw!

I said what I said🚀 Agree?😎

BREAKING: A federal judge deals a massive defeat to Trump and his Big Oil cronies by REJECTING an administration lawsuit that would have blocked Hawaii from suing fossil fuel companies over their climate impact. This is exactly what these corrupt corporations deserve... “Plaintiff United States’ theory of harm is based on a series of abstract harms and contingencies about hypothetical actions third parties may take if the State of Hawaii is ultimately successful in the state tort lawsuit,” wrote Hawaii Senior U.S. District Judge Helen Gillmor. The rejected preemptive lawsuit in question was filed by the Justice Department in April of last year two days after Hawaii revealed that they intended to file suits against fossil fuel companies. A day after the DOJ filed, Hawaii sued several companies including BP, Chevron, ExxonMobil, and Shell for selling products that they knew would have a negative warming impact on the climate. The Trump administration cynically tried to argue that supporting fossil fuel companies is in the best interest of the United States — when in reality we know that it's just in the best interests of corporate profits. Like everything else this president does, this was an attempt to line the pockets of the rich and powerful. “At a time when States should be contributing to a national effort to secure reliable sources of domestic energy, Hawaii is choosing to stand in the way,” the federal government wrote. Thankfully, Judge Gilmor saw right through the MAGA lies. This lawsuit was a blatant attempt on the part of the White House to pay back Big Oil companies for the massive sums of money that they donated to Trump's presidential campaign. Gilmor dismissed the government's suit with prejudice. Please ❤️ and share to thank Judge Gilmor!

BREAKING: Home foreclosures SURGE 26% as Trump tries to sell false narrative of a “booming economy.” Donald Trump wants you to believe in some alternate reality where the economy is great. The foreclosure data would like a word. A new report from ATTOM, one of the nation's leading property data firms, reveals that 118,727 American families received a foreclosure filing in just the first three months of 2026 — up 26 percent from a year ago and up 6 percent from just last quarter. Foreclosure starts are up 20 percent year over year. And in the most alarming number in the entire report, bank repossessions — meaning families who have already lost their homes entirely — are up 45 percent compared to this time last year. That’s forty-five percent in one year under the administration that promised to make America affordable again. It must have pained Stuart Varney greatly to have to report these grim statistics on the Fox Business Network. Let's talk about where this is hitting hardest. In Indiana, one in every 739 homes has a foreclosure filing — the worst rate in the nation. In South Carolina and Florida, the numbers are nearly as grim. In Lakeland, Florida, one in every 409 homes is in foreclosure. In Colorado, bank repossessions nearly tripled year over year — jumping from 99 to 321. In Georgia, foreclosures are up 78 percent from last year. In Idaho, 76 percent. In Arkansas, 65 percent. These are not blue-state coastal elite numbers. Indiana, South Carolina, Georgia, Idaho, Arkansas — these are all part of Trump country. These are the communities that voted for him because he promised to bring costs down and make life affordable. Instead, they are losing their homes at rates not seen in years. This is what happens in the real world when you have an administration that has driven inflation back up above 3 percent, launched an unauthorized war that has sent gas prices to over $4 a gallon and oil to $100 a barrel, imposed tariffs that are costing American households an estimated $1,000 a year, and gutted the consumer protections and regulatory guardrails that kept predatory lending in check. Trump promised on day one that prices would come down. Prices went up. He promised the economy would boom. Foreclosures are surging. He promised to make life affordable for working Americans. Working Americans are losing their homes at a 45 percent higher rate than when he took office. But sure — tell us again about the $375 average tax refund. ATTOM's CEO put it carefully but clearly: "The continued rise, especially in starts and bank repossessions, suggests financial pressure may be building for some homeowners and could signal shifting housing market dynamics." Translation for the rest of us: people are losing their homes. And it's getting worse. This is not an abstraction. This is not a talking point. This is 118,727 families in the first three months of 2026 who received a foreclosure notice. Real people. Real homes. Real consequences of real policy decisions made by real politicians who told them everything would be fine. In case you didn’t notice, everything is not fine. Please like and share this post if you think 45% more bank repossessions in one year is not what a thriving economy looks like.