Alpha Talk

A thread of some of my best public calls of 2025: $FUBO $1.45➡️$6.45 300%+ gain plus many more trades in and out for another 150%. 2026 will bring the stock back above $4

@Polymarket @zerohedge Hell yeah

JUST IN: Bolt CEO Ryan Breslow fired the company’s entire HR team because they were “creating problems that didn’t exist.”

@unusual_whales Yeah that’s what rich people do and you’ve got a bunch of retards in the comments appalled fuck off

"JD Vance has said... Trump is so wealthy he doesn’t trade stocks himself," per FORTUNE

@Hedgeye Down more than 20% since its peak where I am. Back under $4 and falling every day

Gas prices are up over 50% since start of Iran war

@MajinJeets @downbadcomment 😂😂

@downbadcomment Modern women: I’ll bruise the back of my throat with every cock in sight, but don’t you dare kiss me. What kinda girl do you think I am?

Today’s top 5 hitters: 1. Vlad Guerrero Jr 2. Shea Langliers 3. Ozzie Albies 4. Ronald Acuna Jr 5. Aaron Judge Small slate but let’s see if we can stay hot. I like our guys.

Guess Norah’s weight 🤔 👇

Hot streak continues!! 5/5 171/240 on the year

Today’s top 5 hitters: 1. Bo Bichette 2. Shohei Ohtani 3. Vlad Guerrero Jr 4. Alec Burleson 5. Riley Greene 166/235 on the year. Stayed scorching hot yesterday.

@Underdog Give me 10 tries and I can do all these

You have 100 attempts at one of these challenges. You win $1,000,000 if you complete it. Which are you choosing?

@NoContextHumans 😂😂

One of the worst nightmares you can have when you are free falling

@WallStreetApes What the fuck are they doing with all their money?

American teachers share how much money each of them has in their bank account 2 days before payday - 1st teacher was hoping to at least have $40, she only has $7.46 - 2nd teacher has $17 - 3rd teacher has $31 - 4th teacher has $63 - 5th teacher has $1.13 - The last teacher thought she has $500 but only has $126 These are American teachers working every day to educate our kids and most barely have $20 bucks in their bank account Meanwhile everyone from Somalia or Africa can move here and stealing tens of millions of dollars and drive hundred thousand dollar sports cars The system is so broken

Bottom line: The president should not be able to own and trade stocks. Or the vice president. Or members of Congress.

Been on an absolute heater recently. Hit 10 of the last 12. 162/230 on the year now

Today’s top 6 hitters: 1. Yordan Alvarez 2. Ozzie Albies 3. Bobby Witt Jr 4. Cody Bellinnger 5. Jose Ramirez 6. Vlad Guerrero 152/218 on the year

Today’s top 5 hitters 1. Yandy Diaz 2. Aaron Judge 3. Shohei Ohtani 4. Alec Burleson 5. Bryan Reynolds Let’s keep the heater going

@HustleBitch_ Hell yeah

🚨 MAN BUYS 80 PIZZA HUTS TO BRING BACK THE ICONIC VERSION AMERICA MISSED — AND PEOPLE ARE LOSING THEIR MINDS Tim Sparks, president of Daland Corporation, owns more than 80 Pizza Hut franchises across the country, and he’s now turning many of them back into the old-school Pizza Huts millions of Americans grew up with. While most restaurant chains keep replacing everything with self-checkout screens, gray walls, and sterile modern redesigns… Sparks is bringing back the version people actually remember: • red plastic cups • Pac-Man machines • packed salad bars • giant family booths • Tiffany-style lamps hanging over the tables And people are getting unexpectedly emotional over it. Some of these restored “classic” Pizza Huts are now becoming top-performing locations because customers say it doesn’t just feel like pizza anymore… It feels like stepping back into a completely different era of life. Sparks says the mission is bigger than nostalgia. He wants to rebuild places where families actually sit together again, put their phones down, and talk the way they used to. Now the internet is flooding the comments: • “This feels more human than modern restaurants” • “We didn’t realize how good we had it” • “This is what childhood felt like” • “Why does this make me emotional?” Some customers are reportedly driving HOURS just to eat inside one because they say modern restaurants lost the feeling that made people love them in the first place. Now people are asking: Did corporations deliberately turn restaurants into cold, forgettable spaces... because real human connection was never the priority anymore? 📹: CBS19

@MurrayHillGuy1 Absolutely fumbled by this guy. You take pictures of her, say you need to edit them, have her come back to your place, and a) charge her an exorbitant amount of money or b) rail her. You both get what you want

@nocontextmemes Just enjoy your 0.1% raise cuz. You ain’t got to flex on the rest of us like that

$ALAB you’re insane!!

@RealPostFolder Fuck no. Fuck that kid