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@greggertruck You're a fucking loser

Cybertruck vs Dodge Ram. Please pay attention human drivers. 📸Trevor Dryden

@alleria_eh No, because we're not white trash.

Curious: I've personally seen "Fuck Carney" and "Fuck Trudeau" merchandise in the wild - flags, shirts, bumper stickers, etc. Has anyone seen any "Fuck Poilievre" merchandise in the wild?

@edwardrow How about we don't invest a fucking thing in the US instead?

Trump admin seizes US$120,000,000 owned by the Canada Pension Plan Investment Board as stake in an offshore wind project, demands that it be invested in fossil fuel development instead nationalobserver.com/2026/05/07/new…

@simonhancock_uk @tebiflex Plywood? Hell no, even that shit is too expensive now. It's all OSB that turns to wet cardboard if it's wet for too long.

@tebiflex But wouldn't you be happier with a massive house made of plywood and a big car?

You make 150 grand a year and have 5 days leave. Little espresso in the park. A couple festivals in the summer, nice cheap doctor check up and a few mini holidays. You can keep the money mate.

@BBoberetta @LeafSingh Nah, he's just dead because he couldn't manage keep his shit together. He accomplished nothing.

@LeafSingh Well he can rest easy knowing he found and outed many retards, yourself included

The guy behind this account died of a overdose He spent the final days of his life spreading hate on an online platform.

@suzamaroo She looks dim as fuck though. Shouldn't be a surprise.

It’s a fucking CULT!

@marlene4719 Womp womp

“The Last Days of Butter Ridge”~ This is milk farmer Brad who voted for Trump three times and now the bank is taking away this 140 year old farm. Stagnant milk prices versus soaring costs for feed, fuel and fertilizer up as high as 500% and of course, tariffs played a huge part. It is very very sad, however, Brad had all the information but he played stupid games and is paying the ultimate price.

@doobry @theliamnissan Lol, no they aren't

@theliamnissan Bought mine before. It’s worth half what it should be and I can’t afford to get out of it right now. Such a shame though as it’s actually a fantastic vehicle, as long as you didn’t care about FSD.

If you bought a Tesla vehicle after Elon bought Twitter, ruined it, and then paid $275 million to elect Donald Trump then I don't want to be your friend. No #smokefleet for you

@krassenstein Yet you support a fascist who literally gave the Nazi salute at a rally. That's a hard line. Blocking you just to avoid giving your engagements.

Crap. I didn’t think buying a Cybertruck would result in death threats. Calm down. I’m obsessed with AI and saving the environment. I still despise Trump and what Republicans are doing to this country.

@JGalt07041776 @Microinteracti1 You start the wars though, you absolute fucking moron.

@Microinteracti1 No, the alternative is to let foreigners fight their own foreign enemy for whatever the hell they want. Saves us trillions.

The MAGA crowd in Washington has decided that since Europeans don’t sufficiently appreciate Trump, the American bases on the continent must go. This is the strategic reasoning of a man who burns down his own kitchen. American bases in Europe were never a favour. They are the logistical spine of every war the United States fights east of Gibraltar. Ramstein moves the cargo, Aviano launches the jets, Rota services the ships. Without them the Pentagon does not project power into the Middle East. It projects PowerPoint. The fantasy assumes the alternative is aircraft carriers gliding majestically into the Persian Gulf. That era is ending. A modern carrier is a thirteen-billion-dollar trophy that can be reduced to scrap by a couple of hundred cheap missiles fired from the Iranian coast. China noticed. The other fantasy is that America simply fights from home. Picture the alternative: twenty thousand transatlantic sorties shuttling spare parts, munitions, fuel bladders, mechanics and replacement pilots from Norfolk and Dover to wherever the war happens to be. A C-17 burns through roughly 35,000 dollars of fuel every hour it flies, and the round trip from the American east coast to the Gulf is the better part of a day. Multiply that by every bolt, every missile, every spare engine. The war becomes a sustained airborne traffic jam with the bill arriving by the second. So you need land, specifically land near the war. Modern combat aircraft are not Spitfires you fuel up and send off with a wave. An F-35 demands an entire Walmart of spare parts, a small city of technicians, climate-controlled hangars and a supply chain stretching halfway round the planet. Drones need operators, networks, satellites and a steady diet of components no carrier can store. Modern war arrives by container ship and lives in a warehouse. Close the bases, and Washington loses the warehouses. Lose the warehouses, and the next confrontation with Iran is either fought by phone or fought from Kansas with a flight schedule that bankrupts the Treasury before the first missile lands. MAGA thinks shutting Ramstein punishes Europe. It punishes America. Europe will be inconvenienced. America will be unarmed. And so, after a thousand insults, a thousand sneers, a thousand late-night posts about freeloading allies, Europe is quietly drafting the politest letter in diplomatic history. It thanks America for its service. It wishes the troops a safe journey home. It suggests, with great warmth, that Washington might now turn its attention to its neighbours in Latin America, where a fading superpower can busy itself with whatever a fading superpower busies itself with. Spain had its century. Britain had its empire. The Soviets had their parades. Each ended the same way: as a shadow of itself, with the historians left to argue, volume after volume, about precisely when the rot set in and why nobody noticed in time. America is welcome to join them on the shelf.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ If you like what you read, please follow Gandalv on Substack: @gandalv" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">substack.com/@gandalv

@krassenstein Lol, you bought a fucking cybertruck for safety?

I might get hate for this too but I bought a Cybertruck. With a young family, safety was important and so is not polluting the atmosphere with $5 a gallon gasoline.

@Sachinettiyil This is a load of absolute horse shit.

A 79-year-old Catholic priest, Fr. Larry Holland, who is recovering from a hip fracture at Vancouver General Hospital in Canada, said he was offered Medical Assistance in Dying (MAiD) twice by hospital staff, even though he made clear he is a Catholic priest and morally opposed to euthanasia. Image: BC Catholic

@BenBankas Lol this is fucking cringe, watching you absolutely unravel uncontrollably in real time.

Triggered girl at comedy show…

@RFgeekPC @theliamnissan $150. For a range of 1100km and I can pull 9300 lbs (and need to) for about 500. Nothing against electric vehicles but talking like they'll work for everyone is fucking stupid.

@AlphonseCaphone @theliamnissan How much did you pay to fill your tank last time?

Morgan Stanley knows exactly what's coming in the global energy markets, but everybody is just planning their summer vacations like dumbasses who can't read the writing on the fucking wall

@RFgeekPC @theliamnissan And huffing your own farts for free

@theliamnissan 13 cents of electricity to run my big EV for a mile. 1/2 that for my wife's EV sedan.

@trainofangels00 With a warrant? Yeah. They can come into your house with a warrant. How the fuck is opening your mail any worse?

Hey Canadians, our government wants to let police get warrants to open your mail and packages at Canada Post to stop drugs. Are you okay with that? What do you think? Over reach or common sense? 🇨🇦 #canpoli

@nftDennyB @MMAJOEYC You don't know what communism is. At all.

@AlphonseCaphone @MMAJOEYC Canadian, eh? You live in a literal shit hole. Justin Trudeau was practically a communist. You’ve got no room speak, let’s be honest

Dana White can't sell tickets to UFC 328 despite a blockbuster card bc they hitched their entire wagon to Trump who then destroyed the economy. All while they continue to outprice their actual fans. Lowest priced ticket is about $350

@nftDennyB @ThatmanBa @MMAJOEYC "Protesting". They drove around residential and commercial areas blasting their horns 24/7. They prevented business from opening. It was a party. They had hot tubs. That and then the whole blocking border crossings and conspiring to attack law enforcement part. "Protesting"

@ThatmanBa @AlphonseCaphone @MMAJOEYC Trudeau froze Canadian’s bank funds for protesting. Let that sink in. I do agree that Israel owns trump. I don’t think USA should be bending over backwards for Israel either. Like I said, i’m not a die-hard maga. Considering how bad Trudeau was, Canadians don’t have room to talk.

@nftDennyB @MMAJOEYC Your president is a literal retard.

@MMAJOEYC Bro’s blaming trump for UFC’s lack of ticket sales lol Joey’s such a liberal retard. Pretty sure trump has nothing to do with UFC overcharging for seats to their events. What a delusional take.

@BitcoinSapiens Why the fuck would anyone listen to anything he has to say? It's all bullshit.

Elon Musk said saving for retirement becomes pointless in 10 to 20 years. Not speculation. Math. Musk: “Don’t worry about squirreling money away for retirement in like ten or 20 years. It won’t matter.” We passed the event horizon. Retirement savings assumes scarcity persists. It won’t. AI and robotics collapse labor costs to zero. Living costs follow. You’re not saving for security. You’re saving for a world that stops existing. Musk: “If any of the things that we’ve said are true, saving for retirement will be irrelevant.”