AltMeggy

@Rainmaker1973 Yeah until it matures and triggers my holes phobia

Lotus seed pods have expressions

I Need You So Much Closer

i have been accidentally becoming someone for a while now

that was a teachable moment but i have a learning disability

evil attachment style

@Scoobydouchebag It’s called addiction

I'm gonna invent a stage of grief that's fun

i love going to the movies and i love going outside and seeing a bird

The future of the country is this, period.

Gave up trying to find love in this generation full of mossad agents

What doesnt kill you makes you go on walks

“with all due respect, you expect me to believe there’s a city in missouri called kansas city?” - the guy at the check in desk of this hotel

The Vatican is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.

@HorrorGorl Another time when I noticed he liked jets I suggested looking at the Air Force after HS and he said “they’d send me the Middle East. It’s unstable and I’d come back to a VA system ill-equipped to care for my PTSD.” He was 15 for that one

@HorrorGorl Once when my son was 10 we had a situation in a parking garage. Security offered to call the cops and my son piped up “oh no we never call the police, they are corrupt.” So ya

Have you radicalized your children yet?

@tv_North_Korea Fashion designer too? He really can do it all

North Korea’s Supreme Leader, Kim Jong Un, takes all the critical decisions for the country like here, he is advising bag manufacturers to make wider straps for kids’ school bags for more comfort. 😭

@tv_North_Korea I get it - I’m cranky without my ice cream, too

When Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un announced, “I will skip my favourite chocolate ice cream to lose weight,” the entire nation broke down in tears.. This is how deeply his people love him😂

@niyetsel .

Ruhunuzu iyileştirmek ve huzur bulmak istiyorsanız, bir nokta bırakın, size iyi gelecek bir şey söyleyeceğim.

@Ryanmariebach78 And whatnot

What's a common phrase that annoys you? "To be clear"

@joncoopertweets Putin

Orbán, Putin, Netanyahu and Trump are in a rowboat that’s sinking in the middle of a lake. You can only save one of them — who would you choose?

Protect me from who?