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The picture @PressSec @karolineleavitt doesn't want you to see

The White House has gotten this image of Karoline Leavitt censured from Getty because it was “unflattering “. Please don’t you dare share it.

An "unflattering" Karoline Leavitt photo has been removed after after agencies got the message loud and clear that the White House wasn’t a fan. Take a look: tmz.me/wdRPsSZ

@UniversalORL It’s an EPIC FAIL when you’ve been in line for 4.5 hours and counting - for a posted 110 minute wait when you entered - for mine cart madness. Madness checks out though.

Onto another Epic year 💫

when do the groceries get cheaper

@BetsyKling @wkyc Had to cut our walk short to race the storm home in Broadview Hts.

@tifiood @Racemx904 @ChaseForLiberty @SarkazeinOKTW8 There’s no Buc-ee’s in Ohio, period.

@Racemx904 @ChaseForLiberty @SarkazeinOKTW8 There is no Buc-ee’s in Athens, Ohio…

I dare a MAGA supporter to find me a gas station under 2 bucks a gallon. Proof with a dated receipt, please.

@NWSCLE Cleveland!

Let's see those eclipse pictures!

@AgoraCLE Bummer but thanks for confirming!

@Alt_Snark Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Portugal. The Man show tonight in Cleveland, OH, has been postponed to April 26th, 2024. All tickets purchased will be honored for the new date. Refunds are available through your original point of purchase.

@AgoraCLE @portugaltheman Is there a show in CLE tonight? Have tix and tried to buy more but the agora website and ticket site schedules now show it on 4/26. No email or announcement 🤷‍♀️

@jmattmiller If they’re doing independent work, I’m fine with it. If I’m giving a lesson, hell to the no. Also I can tell looking at them from the front of the room if they’re watching sports on their laptop.

How do you feel about students with "one airpod in the ear" in school?

@tonyposnanski @3YearLetterman Whole postgame was turning themselves into the victims, while Harbaugh is still coaching except on the field for game day. Signed, Buckeye Mom

@3YearLetterman Blake Courm was chopping onions off camera.

And the Oscar goes to …

@tonyposnanski I’m going to take your tortilla chip and dip it into HOT queso dip.

What is a food or drink that is so much better hot than cold? I’m going with tortilla chip.

@Amy_Hupe Hi, my uncle told my sister that I got all the looks, but she got all of the personality. (We were both offended.)

Introduce yourself with the wildest feedback you’ve ever received. I’ll go first: “Hi I’m Amy. I’m too ambitious 🤝”

Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on

Across the street from the NRA convention: “Am I next?”

@clobaroblob @Cazaltraz @AlexIp718 @hmcghee Thank you, this is what I came to say.

Everything.

@TheDanaWeiss Sigh, the good ole days.

Gather 'round kids and let me tell you about the time when women wore regular rise jeans, but deliberately pulled them onto their hips.

@ALT_uscis Well, I showed this to my geography loving 12 y/o. He laughed about the scale and pointed out that it’s the Liberian flag, so don’t blame me.

This generation….. god help us all

@goldengateblond Wearing an orange combover toupee and excessive amounts of bronzer makes someone look badass?