Alex

@elonmusk fuck it wanna play Fortnite twin

@KDTrey5 would you ever consider coming to the raptors? Just not gonna be on my phone much this summer so I’m tryna know early

@FWOB_ Thank you… Dad(?), very cool

Gamer Christmas

I am a YouTuber which means I upload YouTube videos to my YouTube channel like how I just did right now youtu.be/5tNqGmH988E

@FWOB_ @You_Cant_Beat_D Sorry Bob 😔

@AltaRalts @You_Cant_Beat_D wrong dude

o7

@FWOB_ @You_Cant_Beat_D Thank you Dillon, very cool

@You_Cant_Beat_D happy gamer christmas

@Deezus_Walks @dad_dot_jpeg

@dad_dot_jpeg my major? duncan

shouts out the drunk teens on the train that asked me what my major was

@TheDunkCentral @WindhorstESPN “Brandon Podziemski” and “Off-Limits” in the same sentence

There’s a pathway for Giannis Antetokounmpo to end up on the Warriors, per @WindhorstESPN “Yes, there is a package that the Warriors could use. They have some future draft picks. They have interesting young players. Like last year, Brandon Podziemski was off limits. Who knows if that's going to be the case this year? But they can't win a bidding war. First off, I just want to say Giannis has not let it be known he certainly wants out of Milwaukee, so I do not think we should assume that. If we do reach that point where Giannis was going to look around, he will have agency in this. He has two years left on his contract. The Bucks don't have to listen to him. But if he were to come to Milwaukee and say, I want to play with Steph [Curry], there could be a deal worked out.” (Via buff.ly/EpYqDrI)

Mayors don’t wear big hats and hand out cartoonishly large keys to the city anymore… possibly due to woke?

@2002tacomasr5 Thank you for inventing angry birds

Onlyfans? Sorry I'm Only a Fan of my wife!

@ShamsCharania Giannis asked to go to a team with no income tax and Adam Silver gave the top 2 picks to both Texas teams this league is so unserious

Top 4 order in 2025 NBA draft: 1. Dallas 2. San Antonio 3. Philadelphia 4. Charlotte

@DarkViperAU “What took you so long… eh whatever you’re a rockstar, games”

10/10 GTA 6 meme. I wish I made it.

@LudwigAhgren Better than Lance Stroll

michael and i are teaming up again!! this time to compete in an F4 race in france we will win!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸 (ive never raced before)

@DiscussingFilm Please make ‘SUITS Sydney Nova Scotia’

‘SUITS LA’ has been cancelled by NBC after 1 season.

@MatPatGT I’ve heard the new pope hasn’t played undertale yet…

hi @drprevost congrats on being the new pope. How would you like to be my first guest on “Mario Kart Monday”? we don’t play with tilt controls so if that’s a problem we can find someone else

Happy birthday Mr Beast I was once incarcerated for 15 years for a crime I did not commit I love Mr Beast!

@reitegrone_ Thank you Christ

This is like when little brother breaks the IPad and you both get grounded

@Satoru_Yand “Constant stimulation = Good” take in the big 2025

Bro look at how ass Mario Kart World is in comparison to Sonic Crossworlds Y’all really gonna drop $500-530 USD on a slowed down hand-holding Forza Horizon knock-off for babies instead of $40-60 on Crossworlds? L M A O