Altcoin Monke 🌑🦍 🍌

@CryptoParadyme Holy hell what a rip

TAO is at the 2025 vwap close. Just saying.

@StonkTrump Holy based

Ok hear me out….

Here is a list of food plants & farms that have been destroyed, allegedly, over the past fifteen months:[THREAD] 1 ➖4/30/21 Monmouth Smithfield Foods pork processing plant 2 ➖7/25/21 Memphis Kellogg plant 3 ➖8/13/21 JBS beef plant 4 ➖8/24/21 Patak Meat Company (1/x)

@OurOwnNation @grok has Egypt been amassing troops in the Sinai Peninsula?

Israel is bombing Syria now 💀💀💀

@IncomeSharks Really just looks like a good area to DCA some. Don't like the idea of going all in tapping the line.

December 19th Triple Witching Day took us to the bottom of the $VIX. March 20th Triple Witching Day tooks us to the top of the $VIX. Just a random coincidence...

@Mr_Derivatives Even if we get there, they'll still call for lower.

$SPX Seeing way too many 20-30% bear market crash calls now yesterday and especially today. A little too many to my liking. Ya'll know if that came to fruition that would essentially take us right back to the April 2025 tariffs crash lows right?! Iono...

@intocryptoverse Based

I'd prefer to hear the opinion of someone with 132 followers than the opinion of someone with 400,000 followers who got there by calling for alt season the last 4 years.

I’m not gonna lie to you, I liked Laura Loomer in India. Something about the way the light hit her skin. She looked low-key pretty. And the dresses were working. She should stay there 😍

@CryptoParadyme Based

@StonkTrump Keep us posted, Based Chad

Sitting on my hands Lots of cash on the sidelines Just forcing myself to be patient We have fomc and then opex Time to move slow Been on break for a while don’t want to jump back in until I see the setup I want Also watching lots of commods will share more on that later

@jtimsuggs Both were peak

I love how I can say, “Battlefront II is one of the greatest Star Wars games ever made” and it still remains true without specifying whether I’m talking about the 2005 or 2017 game.

@Math_files All that just to be an incel

In order to be born, you needed: 2 parents 4 grandparents 8 great-grandparents 16 second great-grandparents 32 third great-grandparents 64 fourth great-grandparents 128 fifth great-grandparents 256 sixth great-grandparents 512 seventh great-grandparents 1,024 eighth great grandparents 2,048 ninth great-grandparents For you to be born today from 12 previous generations, you needed a total of 4,094 ancestors over the last 400 years. Think for a moment: How many struggles? How many battles? How many difficulties? How much sadness? How much happiness? How many love stories? How many expressions of hope for the future? – did your ancestors have to undergo for you to exist in this present moment...

@OurOwnNation Looked who Deputy Sec of War was and was not surprised at all. 🥲

BAPs followers are largely too stupid to understand the angle he’s working and the consequences of this conflict and they believe he “turned on them”. Lmfao

Imagine trading Tucker Carlson and Thomas Massie for Mark Levin and Linsdey Graham and thinking it's a win.

@StonkTrump Give deviation above the highs pls

$CL (Oil) 3M chart Fomoing into oil at high time frame resistance during war headlines is asking to get raped If you were long off the lows, great trade! But up here the dangers of a deescalation retrace are more than I care to play with

@JamesEastonUK Probably early summer.

“The bOtToM WiLL bE iN oCtObEr” Get out.

@NewsWire_US No chance

Costco Beats Out Walmart As Cheapest Grocery Store In The U.S.